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Old 11th August 2008, 09:16 PM
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Rain.
I have just been into town, had to nip into tescos; its been pissing down here all day, anyway, i come out of the shop and there is this hoard of people blocking my way, thinking er, what the fuck? i ask, is there a problem? why cant we get through, to have some stupid fanny arses (to add it was an orange woman with a thick scouse accent) saying, "its rainin dead heavy dont wanna get me hair wet" then every one around her agreeing. Er, yes love, its raining, it would of been raining when you left to come here.


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Old 11th August 2008, 09:28 PM
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All day rain, you lucky gits it seems to be pissing down here in Ireland all flipping summer.
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Old 11th August 2008, 09:30 PM
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Re: Rain.
Never does anything else in Ireland does it? thats why its so green. Terrible august so far, must be worse for years in terms of rainfall, summer over again!
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Old 11th August 2008, 09:33 PM
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Yeah it's raining here too at the minute. We seemed to have a short summer in May this year and that looks like it'll be it for another year!
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Old 11th August 2008, 09:41 PM
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Re: Rain.
I'm like what, 40 miles from your east coast?

Please...

oh and its been raining for near on a week now. Just today it hasn't let up.
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Old 11th August 2008, 09:43 PM
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I'm like what, 40 miles from your east coast?

Please...

oh and its been raining for near on a week now. Just today it hasn't let up.
174 miles apparently.
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Old 11th August 2008, 10:18 PM
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Re: Rain.
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I have just been into town, had to nip into tescos; its been pissing down here all day, anyway, i come out of the shop and there is this hoard of people blocking my way, thinking er, what the fuck? i ask, is there a problem? why cant we get through, to have some stupid fanny arses (to add it was an orange woman with a thick scouse accent) saying, "its rainin dead heavy dont wanna get me hair wet" then every one around her agreeing. Er, yes love, its raining, it would of been raining when you left to come here.


thats all. moan over.
That would be, to quote Tom R, a "same ead".
They're fucking everywhere.
Same eads.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:04 PM
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Re: Rain.
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174 miles apparently.
as much as that? well, i never, that's 2 new things learnt today.

Originally Posted by benolad View Post
That would be, to quote Tom R, a "same ead".
They're fucking everywhere.
Same eads.
I now believe that.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:10 PM
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I now believe that.
Go on a killing spree. Wipe out the orange girls. You'd be doing us all a huge favour. Then can you come back and kill all the meat head Lacoste scalls as well? Problem solved, then you can be crowned Queen of Liverpool and rule us from your Welsh estate. Ta Muchly.
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Re: Rain.
tempting, going to take up shot put with water melons, aim for the head like..
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:20 PM
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tempting, going to take up shot put with water melons, aim for the head like..
Good idea. Before it kills the orange girls, it will ruin their hair and leave fake tan running down their faces. You wouldnt need to kill them, they'd be unable to face the world ever again.
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Old 11th August 2008, 11:21 PM
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Re: Rain.
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Go on a killing spree. Wipe out the orange girls. You'd be doing us all a huge favour. Then can you come back and kill all the meat head Lacoste scalls as well? Problem solved, then you can be crowned Queen of Liverpool and rule us from your Welsh estate. Ta Muchly.
That would be wiping out two thirds of the city population right there
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I was walking through town today and got soaked to the bone and my suit took fucking ages to dry out. As I was walking back to the office some woman came over and asked if I would like to be the Mayor for the day. What the fuck is that about?
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some woman came over and asked if I would like to be the Mayor for the day. What the fuck is that about?
haha i got the exact same thing, seemed to be loads of them out and about in town asking if you want to be lord mayor of the day, outside mcdonalds i think it was. think mr lord mayor himself made an appearence, or it was some other guy with that massive gold chain they wear. speaking of which what is up with that medallion/chain thing whatever it is, the originators of bling.
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haha i got the exact same thing, seemed to be loads of them out and about in town asking if you want to be lord mayor of the day, outside mcdonalds i think it was. think mr lord mayor himself made an appearence, or it was some other guy with that massive gold chain they wear. speaking of which what is up with that medallion/chain thing whatever it is, the originators of bling.
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I have just been into town, had to nip into tescos; its been pissing down here all day, anyway, i come out of the shop and there is this hoard of people blocking my way, thinking er, what the fuck? i ask, is there a problem? why cant we get through, to have some stupid fanny arses (to add it was an orange woman with a thick scouse accent) saying, "its rainin dead heavy dont wanna get me hair wet" then every one around her agreeing. Er, yes love, its raining, it would of been raining when you left to come here.


thats all. moan over.
What a coincidence.I often think of you in a tight skimpy dress soaking from head to toe.

Just thought Id say.
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