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Old 10th August 2008, 07:01 PM
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Right boys and girls,suffering like hell with these cunts since yday morning.Suffer with them regular,but they never normally cause me this amount of discomfort!Any tips on how to get rid or ease the pain?
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Old 10th August 2008, 07:09 PM
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Re: Piles
More fibre in your diet, do not strain so much when shitting & anusol or other pile cream.

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Avoid constipation and straining at the toilet
Keep the faeces (sometimes called stools or motions) soft, and don't strain on the toilet. You can do this by the following:

Eat plenty of fibre such as fruit, vegetables, cereals, wholemeal bread, etc.
Have lots to drink. Adults should aim to drink at least two litres (10-12 cups) per day. You will pass much of the fluid as urine, but some is passed out in the gut and softens faeces. Most sorts of drink will do, but alcoholic drinks can be dehydrating and may not be so good.
Fibre supplements. If a high fibre diet is not helping, you can take bran, or other fibre supplements ('bulking agents') such as ispaghula, methylcellulose, or sterculia. You can buy these at pharmacies or get them on prescription. Methylcellulose also helps to soften faeces directly which makes them easier to pass.
Avoid painkillers that contain codeine such as co-codamol, as they are a common cause of constipation.
Toileting. Go to the toilet as soon as possible after feeling the need. Some people suppress this feeling and plan to go to the toilet later. This may result in bigger and harder faeces forming which are then more difficult to pass. Do not strain on the toilet. Haemorrhoids may cause a feeling of 'fullness' in the rectum and it is tempting to strain at the end to try and empty the rectum further. Resist this. Do not spend too long on the toilet which may encourage you to strain. (For example, do not read whilst on the toilet.)
The above measures will often ease symptoms such as bleeding and discomfort. It may be all that you need to treat small and non-prolapsing haemorrhoids (grade 1). Small grade 1 haemorrhoids often settle down over time
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Old 10th August 2008, 07:18 PM
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Avoid constipation and straining at the toilet
Keep the faeces (sometimes called stools or motions) soft, and don't strain on the toilet. You can do this by the following:

Eat plenty of fibre such as fruit, vegetables, cereals, wholemeal bread, etc.
Have lots to drink. Adults should aim to drink at least two litres (10-12 cups) per day. You will pass much of the fluid as urine, but some is passed out in the gut and softens faeces. Most sorts of drink will do, but alcoholic drinks can be dehydrating and may not be so good.
Fibre supplements. If a high fibre diet is not helping, you can take bran, or other fibre supplements ('bulking agents') such as ispaghula, methylcellulose, or sterculia. You can buy these at pharmacies or get them on prescription. Methylcellulose also helps to soften faeces directly which makes them easier to pass.
Avoid painkillers that contain codeine such as co-codamol, as they are a common cause of constipation.
Toileting. Go to the toilet as soon as possible after feeling the need. Some people suppress this feeling and plan to go to the toilet later. This may result in bigger and harder faeces forming which are then more difficult to pass. Do not strain on the toilet. Haemorrhoids may cause a feeling of 'fullness' in the rectum and it is tempting to strain at the end to try and empty the rectum further. Resist this. Do not spend too long on the toilet which may encourage you to strain. (For example, do not read whilst on the toilet.)
The above measures will often ease symptoms such as bleeding and discomfort. It may be all that you need to treat small and non-prolapsing haemorrhoids (grade 1). Small grade 1 haemorrhoids often settle down over time
Cheers Dave

Really need to go see the doc about them.Suffer with them regular,but the past couple of months im bleeding like hell when on the pot.Also need to spend less time there as well,i can quite easily spend a half hour in there with a book!
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Old 10th August 2008, 07:19 PM
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I think that could be your problem, sitting too long. I did suffer about 15 years ago but luckily they went.
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Old 10th August 2008, 07:24 PM
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Just hope it doesn't get that bad that you have to have an anuscope, ouch, ouch, ouch, did i say ouch ?
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I got piles when I was pregnant with my son. He's been a pain in the arse ever since.

By the way, every person I've ever spoken to who's had surgical intervention has said it's agony, and if they'd known how horrific it was they'd have left them well alone.
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Old 10th August 2008, 10:16 PM
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Push them back up with a stick or other appropriate implement.
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Old 10th August 2008, 10:21 PM
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It could get really bad and your arse will be fucked up for good. Imagine having that hanging out of your crack.


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Now you see, I'm not even going to think about opening that picture....
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Old 10th August 2008, 10:26 PM
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It might be awful, but unless fugitive edits it, we'll never know.
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So I take it you're not going to brave it then?
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Re: Piles
Are you sure youve got piles? You might have an anal fisure which is basicaly a small piece of skin which when you strain or have a hard shit, it tears and bleads.After a while if not sorted its fuckin agony when you go the toilet. They are caused by constant constipation and ive been suffering with one for years,and can quite often be mistaken for piles. I get these sachets of the doctor which you add to water and they make your stools softer and then the fisure settles down.
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Quality lurking - less than a quarter of a post a day and you come on and share your toiletry habits!
haha - that is very funny - sometimes people just need to talk about these things.... sorry shouter, I wasn't taking the piss.
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chemist, cream,cut finger nails,smear,insert,DONE!!!! (Goordon Ramsey).