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Old 10th August 2008, 04:03 PM
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Pint to piss threshold..
Mine is very low, once I break the seal of about to pints its about a piss per half a pint. Any lucky bastards out there, who don't have to look like a twat by going to the toilets every 10 minutes?
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Old 10th August 2008, 04:30 PM
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
Once i have passed the 4 pint threshhold, when I have my first piss, its usually one piss per pint. I have been known to visit the toilet for other reasons though( like a poo before you lot start).
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
Same here, not too bad at first but then it creeps up on me as the night progresses.
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
Yeah, after 3 pints I normally need to go once per pint. However if Im on anything other than pints then Im OK, might just go once or twice.
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
I had three pints before a wedding yesterday and went the toilet 3 times before the church. When in the church I had the need for another piss and after about 40 minutes of the priest droning on I couldn't move, so I had to get out of there.

Once outside I couldn't make it the five minute walk to the nearest pub due to stomach cramps and had to go for a piss in the church car park behind my mates car onto the field.

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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
What about Guiness poo thresholds?
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
Useless as I have got older.
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
I'm always pissing when I've had a couple.

Last year I got a plane from Prague to Warsaw. Had a few cheekies with my last bit of currency before I got on the plane.

I needed a piss anyway, but thought I'll wing it and have it on the plane. Only to find it was one of those tiny planes with about 16 seats - and no bogs. An hour and a half of absolute agony, my lower stomach went rock solid, such was the amount of piss stored inside me.

Got to Warsaw, first thing was find the bogs, took about 2 minutes for it all to drain out.
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
Very low. Say 1 to 1
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
Piss per pint.
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
After the first three or four... its like 1 to 1... but it averages a lot higher because I don't often go over 3 or 4
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
I've got the biggest bladder ever, about 5 pints before the floodgates open, not that bad after that either.
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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
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I've got the biggest bladder ever, about 5 pints before the floodgates open, not that bad after that either.
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