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10th August 2008, 02:35 AM
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I want to fuck a dead ape!
Just for the craic.
If I succeed, what will it feel like?
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10th August 2008, 02:41 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
Are we talking freshly-dead or long-dead?
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10th August 2008, 02:42 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
Incidentally, if anyone thinks this thread isn't football-related enough for the FF, we could cart the ape up to a hotel room and spitroast it.
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10th August 2008, 02:42 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
Game well and truly upped! 
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10th August 2008, 02:52 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
arrseted development is on bbc2, surely that is better than discussing the merits of spitroasting a dead ape. (gooey by the way)
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10th August 2008, 02:58 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
How much lube are you planning on using, if any?
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10th August 2008, 05:53 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
My amate who si a hige Nigerian balck guy bouncer, singer been rtound the block more than us all put tofether always stands by two rukes'
If you have umproteceted sex, never let anyoine dry on you and wait for howwever long it takes to have a piss straight afeter.
Firm...I'm all bastarsd in.
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10th August 2008, 09:13 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
I'd prefer to rape a celebrity one . . .
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10th August 2008, 11:43 AM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
Kyko's a chimp!
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
Are things getting that desperate, Spibby? 16 year olds, dead apes, whatever next?
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10th August 2008, 01:02 PM
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
For the record, I jibbed the 16 year old. But the monkey, well...
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Re: I want to fuck a dead ape!
Originally Posted by Spy Bee
For the record, I jibbed the 16 year old. But the monkey, well...
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Was he upset? 
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