The "Good Morning" thread

[melons]

Originally Posted by Sweeney287 I'm shocked that Melons negged me for having brown sauce with my fried egg sandwich. Women!!

I said i'd repay it with a rep as soon as im allowed, but brown sauce is just not acceptable with an egg butty!

Anyway my friday will be filled with emailing and texting as many people as possible in the hope of a babysitter tonight, or i wont be going to a friendly game thing thats on later.... FUCK!!

any offers?

[melons]

i know as you were all so concerned about my child care issues for later, i thought i would let you know, its been sorted.

and this is the going rate for babysitting.


The going rate for an age 17 babysitter is £6ph,
all the food in the house you can eat,
access to sky and internet.
oh and boyfriend allowed to accompany.

[Woo]

Originally Posted by melons i know as you were all so concerned about my child care issues for later, i thought i would let you know, its been sorted. and this is the going rate for babysitting. The going rate for an age 17 babysitter is £6ph, all the food in the house you can eat, access to sky and internet. oh and boyfriend allowed to accompany.

Theres no sky or internet in Wales!

And you let sheep in the house?

[Sweeney287]

Originally Posted by melons i know as you were all so concerned about my child care issues for later, i thought i would let you know, its been sorted. and this is the going rate for babysitting. The going rate for an age 17 babysitter is £6ph, all the food in the house you can eat, access to sky and internet. oh and boyfriend allowed to accompany.

Cheaper than a "lady of the night".

Might be worth advertising...

[melons]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc Theres no sky or internet in Wales! And you let sheep in the house?

nah, the sheep let themselves in, not so bad in this village, but the last one, the fuckers didnt even knock, and yes, in all seriousness i have seen sheep in the kitchen when ive left the bacl door open, (not the pervy back door you lot)

Originally Posted by Sweeney287 Cheaper than a "lady of the night". Might be worth advertising...

It's cheaper then a lady of the night, thats why i am going with the sitter, besides, i live on the corner, she can make up some money at the end of the night if she wants....

[Redder Lurtz]

Despite my god-awful journey to work today and the fucking soaking I got walking from the car to the office, and in keeping with the original tone of this thread; Good Morning you gorgeous fuckers.

Breakfast today, as a leaf out of Kopite's book, consisted of grilled bacon, tomatoes and mushrooms and was truly aceness. No carbs for me this week, just protein and vegetables. And no beer either, just wine. Lunch is in the fridge and is a chicken and tomato salad which is fucking glorious. Happy days despite the shit start to Tuesday.

[Quaresma]

Good morning.

[Redder Lurtz]

Originally Posted by John Arne Riise Good morning.

I like it. Simple, concise, to the point. No fucking about.

[Woo]

Bollocks im up before 10. I have a strict no getting out of bed before 10 policy but thats gone down the shitter due to me badly needing a piss.

Anyway, morning GF. I think I might go for scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast. But first a nice coffee will do.

[Uncle_Meat]

After finishing off my cornflakes, I had this little nagging voice (amongst the other voices that tell me what the neighbours think about me, how crap I am and how to solve the world energy crisis with an egg) telling me that my bike insewerance is due soon.

Lo and behold, it runs out today at midnight. Never mind, one swift phone call to Auntie Carole Nash, one payment of £109, an addition of £18.02 I owe them for adding an extra bike on the policy a few months ago and all is well. Bastards, it was only £95 last year.


Mornin'