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Old 18th July 2008, 01:34 PM
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Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
Man held over bestiality claims

A man has been arrested in south-east London after allegedly having sex with sheep at a farm.

The 27-year-old was arrested during a raid on Thursday morning at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, on suspicion of bestiality.

It follows several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply.

Witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.

It is understood the man was traced after forensic scientists identified DNA recovered from a pair of jogging bottoms found at the scene.

Two sheep were found dead in the field during the period of the attacks but it is not known if their deaths were linked.

Police are also investigating reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks.

The crime of bestiality carries a maximum prison sentence of two years.

BBC NEWS | England | London | Man held over bestiality claims
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Old 18th July 2008, 01:36 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
Doesn't Bri live near Dulwich?

I played f**tball in Chislehurst in May but I didn't see anything suspicious.
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Old 18th July 2008, 01:37 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
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Doesn't Bri live near Dulwich?
He does. I used to live there too. I have some cousins there, none of them are 27.
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Old 18th July 2008, 01:39 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
Strong TLW links.

Redder Lurtz came back from London the other day, first class.

Worth mentioning.
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Old 18th July 2008, 01:42 PM
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Doesn't JNP live down that way also? He has been keeping a VERY low profile recently, and nobody has seen him post since the arrest was made. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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Old 18th July 2008, 01:51 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
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Strong TLW links.

Redder Lurtz came back from London the other day, first class.

Worth mentioning.

I was born in Newport too. Hmmmm.

Just trying to remember if I had any blackouts while I was in London. Not that I recall.
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Old 18th July 2008, 03:35 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
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I was born in Newport too. Hmmmm.

Just trying to remember if I had any blackouts while I was in London. Not that I recall.
Maybe not, but a couple of sheep certainly did.
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Old 18th July 2008, 03:38 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
Two words.

Where's Woo?
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Old 18th July 2008, 07:00 PM
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Two words.

Where's Woo?
I think Colombo has cracked it.
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Old 18th July 2008, 07:09 PM
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
I still can't get me head round why a fella would want to do that shit. The only conclusion I can come to is he could get a decent meal and a nice coat out of it as well.

I mean, if your desperate, get down to Everton Valley man...
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Re: Sheep Shagger facing two years in jail
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Two words.

Where's Woo?
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I think Colombo has cracked it.
Good opportunity for a wind up here people.

When our friend Woo arrives back and announces his return reply to him in the usual manner and put a sheep related comment on the end of each post.

He wont know whats going on unless he comes across this thread.

What say the GF. Baaaaaa
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Good opportunity for a wind up here people.

When our friend Woo arrives back and announces his return reply to him in the usual manner and put a sheep related comment on the end of each post.

He wont know whats going on unless he comes across this thread.

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Old 18th July 2008, 09:34 PM
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Britain is going to the dogs. We cant shag anything without the threat of legal action anymore.

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan. He now lives in Ayr.
The poor fucker was in his bedroom but still got screwed over by the law. There was once a time when a man could lubricate his bike in whatever way he wished but the bastards in power are stopping us from doing what we need and desire.
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The way forward.

Essential.
When is he back.
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Is it wrong I found the 68 year old woman forcing a retard to lick her quim more disturbing than this?
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