Stag do ideas

[Remmie]

I've recently been made best man for a wedding. Therefore this Stag do has to be the greatest Stag do in history. I want to do something a bit different for him and keep it secret.

Do you bad slags have some awesome suggestions or fucking what?

[Stouffer]

Get outdoors and on one of those survival weekends; afterwards have a monumental piss up.

Bonding and booze, ah the memories.

[lifetime fan]

Originally Posted by Remmie I've recently been made best man for a wedding. Therefore this Stag do has to be the greatest Stag do in history. I want to do something a bit different for him and keep it secret. Do you bad slags have some awesome suggestions or fucking what?

Maybe its me being a dirty cunt but the secret bit made me think you don't mind being naughty.

Try one of the games I organised at my mates stag do.

You need a fuck off big oval table to play poker at. However, and this is the best bit, whilst you are playing poker and drinking vast quantities of alcohol you have two 'strippers' under the table.

They go around under the table flopping someones todger out and gobble away. The idea of the game is to guess who's getting head. If you guess wrong you have to leave the table and lose your chance of a blowie. If you guess right the other guy has to leave.

No one is allowed to look under the table or they are disqualified.

You can either pay top dollar and get yourselves some top totty like we did or go on girls date for free and just get a couple of slags.

[ottawa_lfc]

Ex-mate of mine's was a classic. His stag was a week before the wedding - avoiding what he thought was the worst case scenario, being dumped in the middle of a different city, naked, and not being able to get back in time (which to be honest was the first choice). Anyway. Got him absolutely bladdered on shooters and he passed out (as per usual). We've got another mate, who works in casualty, he nicked all the requisite stuff for plastering his leg. Went back to his house in a taxi, plastered his leg up to the groin. Took him home. His bird was none too pleased when we told him he'd fallen down some stairs and broken his leg. In fact she was livid. Called us all the names under the sun. Stupid, irresponsible, you name it. Anyway, we all went back out on the piss, and promptly forgot about him until the next afternoon, when we all hooked up again. Turns out he'd gone on a pre-arranged trip with his soon-to-be-wife to see some rellies in Toronto (we're in Ottawa). Couldn't get him on his cell - his missus had forbidden him to speak to us until after the wedding (bad influences etc), but to be honest, I figured the lack of pain may cause some suspicions. So anyway, we turn up for the wedding and there he is, still with the frigging cast on. Cue mass hysterics from all (except groom, of course, who as no idea what we're cracking up about). We had an obvious choice - tell him or not. Given what a bitch his wife was, we decided not to. So there are all his wedding pics with him on crutches - not a thing wrong with him. As I said, an ex-friend, but still happy days.

[Sweeney287]

Originally Posted by lifetime fan Maybe its me being a dirty cunt but the secret bit made me think you don't mind being naughty. Try one of the games I organised at my mates stag do. You need a fuck off big oval table to play poker at. However, and this is the best bit, whilst you are playing poker and drinking vast quantities of alcohol you have two 'strippers' under the table. They go around under the table flopping someones todger out and gobble away. The idea of the game is to guess who's getting head. If you guess wrong you have to leave the table and lose your chance of a blowie. If you guess right the other guy has to leave. No one is allowed to look under the table or they are disqualified. You can either pay top dollar and get yourselves some top totty like we did or go on girls date for free and just get a couple of slags.

Class idea that but if that was my stag do, I wouldn't be happy so this idea would depend on the type of people that were attending.

Most ideas have all been tried before, and for me, it depends on what sort of stuff the group that will be going are all into.

[lifetime fan]

Originally Posted by Sweeney287 Class idea that but if that was my stag do, I wouldn't be happy so this idea would depend on the type of people that were attending. Most ideas have all been tried before, and for me, it depends on what sort of stuff the group that will be going are all into.

I only posted that story because of the secret comment.

If I thought the groom I was stag for wanted to behave I wouldn't have organised it, the fact is he would have moaned like a fucking toddler if he didn't get laid on his stag do.

[rondeco]

I've heard that story before..

[Sweeney287]

Tis a great idea though, especially if it's load of single lads.

[Paul]

I've got nothing ground-breaking to say. However, in my experience the best stag dos are the ones where good friends have a great laugh in each other's company at a location conducive to giggles and inebriation. Shit ones are where there are loads of hangers on rather than close mates. For mine, sixteen of us went to The 'Dam and just messed about for four days. The shortest friendship there was ten years. Don't let the groom do any "guilt/obligation invites" Remm.

[Paul]

Oh and making a twat of the groom isn't my bag either (even though the tales of others doing so are usually ace).

[Elmyn Noos]

Originally Posted by Paul I've got nothing ground-breaking to say. However, in my experience the best stag dos are the ones where good friends have a great laugh in each other's company at a location conducive to giggles and inebriation. Shit ones are where there are loads of hangers on rather than close mates. For mine, sixteen of us went to The 'Dam and just messed about for four days. The shortest friendship there was ten years. Don't let the groom do any "guilt/obligation invites" Remm.

Tis true. A mate of mine persuaded me to have mine abroad as it would effectively get shot of the hangers-on. About ten of us went to Germany via a brief but eventful stop in the Dam. It was totally fucking ace, and has given all ten of us drinking tales that we'll never tire of telling.

[Unrighteous]

Any wicked brothel will do...

[cbk]

dunno if you have thought about location but we were in Prague last month. We werent on a stag do but it seemed llike the ideal location.

[loadsoftrophies]

I'm just back for my stag in Amsterdam where i got whipped very hard on my arse by my own belt in the Banana club, i also got to eat a banana so there's a healthy side to it too.

[bri]

vegas baby

[Stu Monty]

I'll never get the idea of the groom getting laid on his stag do; it's just bizarre.

[wiiksie]

Originally Posted by bri vegas baby

Im doing a Vegas stag early next year Bri, you done it? Anything you'd recommend?