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Old 7th July 2008, 09:54 PM
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Old 9th July 2008, 01:51 PM
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Re: Stag do ideas

Cheers for all the replies guys, I was particularly interested in this response:

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something the groom will actually enjoy - rather than what the best man enjoys!

For my money the worst stag do's I have been on are ones where we have gone to a city where no one knows where we're going and you end up trailing round a city looking for some imaginary perfect stag night - that inevitably you don't find.

And a best man who tries too hard to tick too many boxes on the typical stag do list of things to do inevitably spoils a good weekend for groom and guests in my expereince.

For me the best ones (my own included) have been ones staying in country pubs doing outdoor activities - quad biking, white water rafting that sort of thing and just enjoying a crackin' boozy weekend catching up with genuine old friends that you don't see enough of by the time you're getting married. You can find some great pubs that do bunk accomodation for £15 per night so even for a long weekend the whole thing only costs £100 or so all inc (+ booze and food). This is one ActivityPubs - Outdoor Adventures In North Wales UK

Granted you're normally hard pressed to get naked female flesh in these places (although i've been to one where it was ordered in) but at the end of the day you can go lap dancing any time.
The remit is lots of fun activities so the quadbiking and river rapids sounds really good and it's going to happen pretty soon so might need it to stay cheap. I don't know some of Gibben's (the groom) mates from Uni so not sure what's expected. I want to prank him but maybe not plaster cast or nude abroad standard, something a little safer but I also want him to be treated in some respect too.

Guess the BJ game sounds awesome, but unfortunately it's not a game that would go down well and Gibben will definitely not be cheating on his Stag do. I've already had aggro from the girls as they are absolutely convinced I'm taking him to a strip club and they are really anti that. Obviously it's got to happen, I'm sure there is a law somewhere and they have relented to a 4 boob maximum (we'll see)!

Gibben really likes sailing, but I'm not sure there is a cheap way of doing it where heavy drinking is acceptable - any ideas?
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Old 9th July 2008, 02:07 PM
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Maybe its me being a dirty cunt but the secret bit made me think you don't mind being naughty.

Try one of the games I organised at my mates stag do.

You need a fuck off big oval table to play poker at. However, and this is the best bit, whilst you are playing poker and drinking vast quantities of alcohol you have two 'strippers' under the table.

They go around under the table flopping someones todger out and gobble away. The idea of the game is to guess who's getting head. If you guess wrong you have to leave the table and lose your chance of a blowie. If you guess right the other guy has to leave.

No one is allowed to look under the table or they are disqualified.

You can either pay top dollar and get yourselves some top totty like we did or go on girls date for free and just get a couple of slags.
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I'll never get the idea of the groom getting laid on his stag do; it's just bizarre.
Agreed. Better to wait a few years into the marriage - the frisson generated by the fear of getting caught and ruining your life is much greater if there's a marriage, a house and potentially a couple of children to add to the mix.
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Old 14th July 2008, 04:24 PM
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Re: Stag do ideas

I really fancy Edinburgh or at least Scotland, but I want to go on Bank Holiday weekend in August and apparently it's the Fringe then so it's rammed and expensive.

Lets hear some more ideas and pranks....
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Old 14th July 2008, 05:06 PM
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Old 14th July 2008, 05:11 PM
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Re: Stag do ideas

Unfortunately it has to be in Britain now, so Vegas is out - there's no way most could've afforded it on 6 weeks notice anyway. I started out wanting something different, but the more it gets planned, the more it seems to fit a template of large Stag city, Prank, theme, outdoor adventurous activity etc and I can live with that. The main thing I was looking to do in Scotland now is the rafting, need to decide what else. Paintball is out, we can do that anytime. I'm not keen on go-karting simply because I'm absolutely fucking rudd at it and as I'm organising it - it's out.
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Old 14th July 2008, 05:17 PM
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A mate went on recently to the Gower in S Wales. Stayed at an outdoor centre
They did quad biking, coastal steering and surfing. Said it was great
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Old 14th July 2008, 05:22 PM
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Re: Stag do ideas

Krakow is quality. Got back for my mate's stag there this weekend. Really, really funny time bearing in mind as well I'm 100% tee total its all about the company as opposed to what you do.

We left the stag alone, by the way. Best, under the watchful guise of the vigilant Polish police force.
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Old 14th July 2008, 05:50 PM
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When I worked in Blackpool, a regular prank was to strip a groom bollocko and wrap him to a lamp post with clingfilm.
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Re: Stag do ideas

I got an excellent email of a stag day that went on, they rented out a boat for the day and dressed the stag up as a pirate with the eye patch, beard and a parrot etc..
Everything was going grand for the stag, he was getting pissed as was everyone else and so later on that day he went for a piss but when he came back from the toilet everyone was missing so he checked down below in the cabin where they were all sitting around legs crossed bollock naked, the stag party then uncrossed their legs to reveal they all had shaven their pubic hair off and it was then that the stag had realised that his beard had been very realistic.
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Old 14th July 2008, 06:00 PM
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Re: Stag do ideas

can do the rafting in Bala, abseiling rock climbing and stuff all within a close proximity.

Pranks, no idea, depends on the personality say to what would be ok, if you have tome between the do and the wedding, the shave of the eye brows and dying of the hair are an option?
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Just got back from one last week in San Sebastian, basically it was a base for us to go to Pamplona and do the San Fermin Bull run, everyone was constantly shitfaced 24/7, no one was really in the mood to do anything else apart from drinking though. My mate was made up to do the Bull Run, i passed on it as I was too pissed and nackered to do it because we'd stayed up for 30 hours to do it - there was nowhere to stay in Pamplona so we basically stayed up all night, not a good idea when you are dodging 1/2 ton bulls with massive horns!
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My cousin gets married next summer, stag do is in Ibiza!

Alternatively, how about the Chines Buffet in Birkenhead then pop down to New Brighton for a classy night in RJ's. Cant go wrong....
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swansea, the place is fkin mental and for £30 a night you can stay in that hotel lenny henry is pimping.

it's pretty tacky but a top laugh. monkey bar isn't bad and some of the birds in town are just hillarious.
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Old 14th July 2008, 10:41 PM
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