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Mormons.
Following on from the thread about Muslims kicking off - someone mentioned mormons.. which lead me nicely to remember yesterday afternoon when 2 of these religous types knocked on my door.. Also linking to the pet thread it turns out that whilst Mormons dont appear to hate Dogs Dobermans do appear to hate Mormons.
My normally placid Dobi went mad when this young suited and booted religious nut knocked on my front door...
So answer me this why is my dog prejudice against Mormons and why are the majority of door knocking mormons American?
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Re: Mormons.
Some fit mormon knocked on my door once, I invited her in for sex and coffee but apparently its against her religion to have caffeine.
Gutted.
PS: My mum has a jewish friend and when she came in the house, my dog jumped up and barked at her, she never does it to anyone else. Ace!
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Re: Mormons.
Why is it every door knocking Mormon i have ever met has been fit? do they not do ugly Mormons? i mean, isn't Osmand bloke a Mormon and he was fit in his day...
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2nd July 2008, 09:27 PM
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Re: Mormons.
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Why is it every door knocking Mormon i have ever met has been fit? do they not do ugly Mormons? i mean, isn't Osmand bloke a Mormon and he was fit in his day...
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I'm not sure they are fit..but they always always are of impecable dress. You dont get any fat tracki wearing mullet sporting twats in the 'mons. I know even less about them then I do mussies and the like so I have no idea if in their T&C's of membership there is some 'my body is a temple' clause!!
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Re: Mormons.
the only thing that stands out is that the men are allowed more then one wife, and i THINK the age of the wives allowed is from 12 year olds upwards...
I am yet to see an ugly one... i mean have one in my arms reach, i am sure there are loads, i just haven't seen one..
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Re: Mormons.
Why do mormons always have shit suits? And what do they keep in those bags?
Hi How'R'ya t'day.
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2nd July 2008, 09:42 PM
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When Mormons finish school they have to go on a mission to spread the word in other countries such as Africa or Bradford.
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I've always wanted to rob banks in Salt Lake City, I reckon it'd be a Ned Flanders fest and they'd be too polite to stop or arrest me.
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2nd July 2008, 09:53 PM
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Mormon: the religion that is a spelling error
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2nd July 2008, 10:02 PM
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Dumb dum dum dum dumb!
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2nd July 2008, 10:30 PM
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Why do mormons always have shit suits? And what do they keep in those bags?
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Maybe like Windass they buy them in Asda.
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2nd July 2008, 10:55 PM
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Are mormons the ones who were started as a cult in the 1800 and believe Jesus flew to America?*
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Mormons are not required to dress in a particular way. Only Mormon missionaries dress similar, so that you can recognize them as LDS missionaries. The bags are scripture bags.
Those are the boring facts.
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Dont think so. Some guy was out ploughing his field. An angel appeared to him with 2 stone tablets with ancient hebrew on it. The guy took the tablets and translated them that evening, even though he never knew the language, and hence mormonism was found. Oh yeah, he gave the tablets back to the angel after he finished.
Well thats how Billy Connolly explained. Sounds plausible to me.
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