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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:25 AM
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Re: I rule.

Al youre not even drunk, youre just suffering from a lack of brain cells which means youre spelling has gone even shitter than usual. I hope you are drunk as I will meg you several times in footy tonight, and swerve the ball past you when youre in goal.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:28 AM
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Re: I rule.

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Al youre not even drunk, youre just suffering from a lack of brain cells which means youre spelling has gone even shitter than usual. I hope you are drunk as I will meg you several times in footy tonight, and swerve the ball past you when youre in goal.
I doubt ill make footie if i do though, yo ass is mine.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:30 AM
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Re: I rule.

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I doubt ill make footie if i do though, yo ass is mine.
You big woman!

And suddenly the spelling is back to normal

Or as the egg card aderts say, the clever dumb balance is restored.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:34 AM
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Re: I rule.

I fell like fucking shite.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:36 AM
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Re: I rule.

Are you changing his odds woo?
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:41 AM
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Re: I rule.

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I fell like fucking shite.
You mean you are shite?
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:41 AM
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I fell like fucking shite.
Its nearly time for lunch Al. Scoff down a few pasties, a cherry bakewell, a can of coke, head off for a massive shite with a copy of the sports pages under your arms. Jobs a good'un.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:42 AM
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Are you changing his odds woo?
No Jim, thats what he wants. 8.30 he will turn up stone cold sober and think he will get that first goal, then when I get it..AGAIN, he will moan like a little bitch.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 11:54 AM
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Its nearly time for lunch Al. Scoff down a few pasties, a cherry bakewell, a can of coke, head off for a massive shite with a copy of the sports pages under your arms. Jobs a good'un.

I need sleep, about two days worthj, if I gfeel like this now, god help me this aft5ernoon, i cAN GO ON MY DINNER NOW, HOOT !.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 12:13 PM
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Hehehehe. In some way I feel partly responsible for this.
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i GFEEL LIKE HELOL, I WANT TO GO TO SLEEp, In situations like this I find it best to ask ,w hat would ddaniel Larusso do ??
Oh dear Al. Mix a bit of foot and mouth disease that you had yesterday with Drunk and disorderly today and you get BAD AIDS.. Well come to the dole queue.. population.. whats the population of liverpool again??
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Old 3rd July 2008, 01:09 PM
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LOL

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Old 3rd July 2008, 01:39 PM
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Office quote of the day "It's got a website, on the internet", without woman the world would be a lonely place.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 01:47 PM
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Re: I rule.

Indeed.
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Old 3rd July 2008, 02:02 PM
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Re: I rule.

Sitting opposite an ACTUAL retard is a bit like having a pet, "hey, nicky pass me that pneumatic drill when you have finished with it " "what the fuck are you on about ?" "indeed".
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Old 3rd July 2008, 02:03 PM
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