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Old 23rd June 2008, 02:41 PM
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FAo Bulgarian Mongs/Mongs who've been to Bulgaria
I'm booking a week in Bulgaria tonight.
place called Sunny Beach.

Anyone ever been? I hear it's mega cheap, but is it any good? I'm not arsed about nightlife or any shit like that.
I'm going on my own so all I give a shit about is decent food, good wine and some sun.
Does it fit the bill or what?
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Old 23rd June 2008, 03:01 PM
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Re: FAo Bulgarian Mongs/Mongs who've been to Bulgaria
I've been skiing in Borovets but a friend told me that all the really filthy gorgeous strippers go down to Sunny Beach in the summer so if you're on your own my friend said that you should defo go to a lapdancing place as they're great, alledgedly
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Cheers fella.

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Old 23rd June 2008, 04:49 PM
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Re: FAo Bulgarian Mongs/Mongs who've been to Bulgaria
Been twice and loved it both times. Second time ( about 2 years ago ) was a distinct improvement in the quality and variety of the food on offer. Missus tells me the wine was decent and cheap as chips. Dont know if its still as cheap now they are in the EU. Weather should be well warm ( about 30C ). If you want to go mad you can, if you want to be chilled and relax, you can do that too. HTH
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Old 23rd June 2008, 04:52 PM
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This is good stuff. I'm looking forward to all the eating, drinking and bumming.
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Old 23rd June 2008, 06:35 PM
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Never been to sunny beach but have been to Bulgaria...
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Old 23rd June 2008, 06:56 PM
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Re: FAo Bulgarian Mongs/Mongs who've been to Bulgaria
Ive been to Sunny Beach about 4 years ago. Stayed in some hotel called Sunny Day or something. I thought it was a bit crap. The food is rank. The place is filled with suspect characters dressed in black patrolling hotel buildings. It was windy as fk when I went but roasting during the day.

I had an ok time like but I wish id spent a few more quid and gone somewhere better.
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Old 23rd June 2008, 06:58 PM
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Just to add - I dont know anyone that didnt get a dodgy gut.
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You're only going for the Bulgarian women with moustache's!
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Old 23rd June 2008, 09:25 PM
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Re: FAo Bulgarian Mongs/Mongs who've been to Bulgaria
mate has an apartment there. evidently the med for eastern europe and not many mingers
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Um... Bulgarian girls are fucking fit as fuck.
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I'm booking a week in Bulgaria tonight.
place called Sunny Beach.

Anyone ever been? I hear it's mega cheap, but is it any good? I'm not arsed about nightlife or any shit like that.
I'm going on my own so all I give a shit about is decent food, good wine and some sun.
Does it fit the bill or what?
Tom no mates why the holiday on your own?
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Old 23rd June 2008, 10:53 PM
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Re: FAo Bulgarian Mongs/Mongs who've been to Bulgaria
Sunny Beach is fine now & you'll enjoy yourself , but I went with the missus 20 years ago & walked into the weirdest holiday I have ever been on.

We got to the airport at Varna , & whereas you just get waved through passport control in 2 seconds in Spain by a bored fat bastard , the guy stared at the missus and back to her passport for about 20 minutes. He only let us through when there was a commotion behind us & a guy we had been talking to on the plane was lying face down with a policemans boot on his head and a machine gun pointed at him. The guy turned up at our hotel 2 days later & it turned out he had been setting up a rifle-range at an amusement arcade & the customs had thought he was a gold smuggler because of the fake tokens he was carrying !!
We got on the coach and a police inspector got on & warned in very severe terms about changing the currency ( levs ) on the black market. After he got off , we literally went 20 yards around the corner & the rep let a black market scamster on the coach who proceeded to give us 4 times the normal rate for our sterling.

I spent the first 3 days bathing in the sea & began to get suspicious as I seemed to be the only person doing this. Upon asking a local why this was , he waved a dismissive arm towards the horizon & said 'Chernobyl'.

I started going in the pool after that and was immediately aware of suntan lotion being smeared on my back . I was surprised the missus could be arsed as she normally couldn't & then shit myself when a male voice whispered in my ear about liking my swimming trunks. The lifeguard had his eye on my speedos & as he put it succinctly ' I fuck many girls in your speedos' . I ended up handing them to him at the end of the holiday & have never seen such tearful gratitude from anybody since.

Every time we came out of the hotel in any decent clothes we attracted a crowd of locals who kept following us and touching our duds . I spent the fortnight like the Pied Piper of Hamelins reincarnation.

The ice cream man was the Mr Big of the currency racket & you basically gave him a tenner for an ice cream & he shoved 40 levs in the cornet.
The restaurant service & food was abominable & we ended up living on Chicken & Chips from 'Chicken Georges' shack on the beach.
The missus wondered why her sunbed was shaded one day , looked up & saw a well hung local gigolo smiling at her. Unfortunately the yellow trunks he wore & the green tinge within made it quite obvious that a courgette was involved. I hoped it was a Spinal Tap in-joke but suspect not.

As I say Tom , I believe it is a very decent place to visit these days , but we still laugh about Sunny Beach to this day & ' I fuck many girls in your speedos' is still a catch phrase amongst my mates.
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