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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:21 PM
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Bum and Tit Feelers United

I have formed this noble group thoroughly named Bum and Tit Feelers United. This is not any old alliance, club or group. It is a family of people who share the same needs and tendencies. Like grabbing Female bums and females breasts. We are a rare, dying breed. We need to be colonised in the same group. We need to live. We need to breathe. We need to stick together.

This group is invite only and whoever wants in the group will have to give a good reason. But anyone who applies, will be accepted because I can't be arsed listening to people begging to join this society.

What happens in the family, stays in the family. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Who wants in?
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:22 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

I think I have to be a part of this really....
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:22 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

I want in, but the cunts have made it tick people only, fags.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:29 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

How would I go about applying?
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:31 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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How would I go about applying?
Do you like tits and bums? If so, welcome home, brother.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:34 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

Im in
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:34 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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Do you like tits and bums? If so, welcome home, brother.
Yes sir I certainly do.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:40 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

Go to your user CP's and you should have an invitation waiting. God bless you all.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:47 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

Mick, can I please?
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Old 22nd June 2008, 07:48 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

All bum and tit feelers, must contribute sum sort of lady arse or lady fun bags to the group. This is a revolution.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:16 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

Bums and Tits are ace.

Plain and simple.

Groping Bums and Tits is even better.

Fucking Ace in fact.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:31 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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Do you like tits and bums? If so, welcome home, brother.
nothing finer, if they had groups like this on fb then i would sign up
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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I have formed this noble group thoroughly named Bum and Tit Feelers United. This is not any old alliance, club or group. It is a family of people who share the same needs and tendencies. Like grabbing Female bums and females breasts. We are a rare, dying breed. We need to be colonised in the same group. We need to live. We need to breathe. We need to stick together.

This group is invite only and whoever wants in the group will have to give a good reason. But anyone who applies, will be accepted because I can't be arsed listening to people begging to join this society.

What happens in the family, stays in the family. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Who wants in?
Me! Me!
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:45 PM
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*jumps up and down at the back*


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If its intended to be degrading and perverted, then I'm in.
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

Im in.

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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

Odris has lost his avatar! Noooooooo!!
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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I want in, but the cunts have made it tick people only, fags.
Dont be such a bum and donate to the site then.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 10:41 PM
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Quite possibly the most worthy society I've ever joined. IN.
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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All bum and tit feelers, must contribute sum sort of lady arse or lady fun bags to the group. This is a revolution.
Does a lady budgie arse in prolapse count?
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I don't know where I'm supposed to post this, but enjoy anyway.

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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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I want in, but the cunts have made it tick people only, fags.
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

I'll just apply by posting this:



Am I in?
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United

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Pay up then you cheap schlag!
Why what does a tick mean? Do you make a contribution to the site?
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