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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:21 PM
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Bum and Tit Feelers United
I have formed this noble group thoroughly named Bum and Tit Feelers United. This is not any old alliance, club or group. It is a family of people who share the same needs and tendencies. Like grabbing Female bums and females breasts. We are a rare, dying breed. We need to be colonised in the same group. We need to live. We need to breathe. We need to stick together.

This group is invite only and whoever wants in the group will have to give a good reason. But anyone who applies, will be accepted because I can't be arsed listening to people begging to join this society.

What happens in the family, stays in the family. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Who wants in?
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:22 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
I think I have to be a part of this really....
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:22 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
I want in, but the cunts have made it tick people only, fags.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:29 PM
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How would I go about applying?
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:31 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
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How would I go about applying?
Do you like tits and bums? If so, welcome home, brother.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:34 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Im in
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
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Do you like tits and bums? If so, welcome home, brother.
Yes sir I certainly do.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:40 PM
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:40 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Go to your user CP's and you should have an invitation waiting. God bless you all.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:47 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Mick, can I please?
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Old 22nd June 2008, 08:48 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
All bum and tit feelers, must contribute sum sort of lady arse or lady fun bags to the group. This is a revolution.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 09:16 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Bums and Tits are ace.

Plain and simple.

Groping Bums and Tits is even better.

Fucking Ace in fact.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 09:31 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Originally Posted by Malarkey View Post
Do you like tits and bums? If so, welcome home, brother.
nothing finer, if they had groups like this on fb then i would sign up
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Old 22nd June 2008, 09:38 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Originally Posted by Malarkey View Post
I have formed this noble group thoroughly named Bum and Tit Feelers United. This is not any old alliance, club or group. It is a family of people who share the same needs and tendencies. Like grabbing Female bums and females breasts. We are a rare, dying breed. We need to be colonised in the same group. We need to live. We need to breathe. We need to stick together.

This group is invite only and whoever wants in the group will have to give a good reason. But anyone who applies, will be accepted because I can't be arsed listening to people begging to join this society.

What happens in the family, stays in the family. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Who wants in?
Me! Me!
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Old 22nd June 2008, 09:45 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
*jumps up and down at the back*


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Old 22nd June 2008, 09:55 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
If its intended to be degrading and perverted, then I'm in.
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Old 22nd June 2008, 10:26 PM
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Re: Bum and Tit Feelers United
Im in.

Bums away
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