5 weeks to get my computer fixed!!!

Fugitive · #1 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:14 PM

I was a getting pissed in ours on Monday night with my mates Sister and she managed to knock a full can of Lager all over my laptop. It died straight away and I brought it back to Comet today but they told me it would be 5 fucking weeks to get it fixed or replaced.

I paid a fortune on the extended warranty and expect them to be quicker than that. I'm now forced to beg my mate to used his shite computer which is older than him for a quick internet fix.

Women + Booze + Computers = Me very pissed off.

I think I'm entitled to a couple of apology blowjobs.

longballs · #2 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:16 PM

I wouldn't take that, Did you speak to a manager? I would have kicked up a fuss and asked for a replacement or at least a loan of an ex-display machine there and then.

Nick Leeson · #3 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:18 PM

is this the one who you were supposed to be going on holiday with. Instant Karma's gonna get you.

She Knows It · #4 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:24 PM

Kick her in the fanny and demand recompense.

hamstrung · #5 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:29 PM

Make sure you delete the illegal porn.

Fugitive · #6 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by hamstrung

Make sure you delete the illegal porn.

I'm hoping they dont look at anything on there to be honest. It would not start up after the spill and I could not delete anything off it.

I was fuming when they told me how long it would take. They said it is because they have to send the computer back to Sony to be fixed which I thought was bollocks but there seems to be fuck all I can do.

Yes, it is the girl I'm going on Holiday with next Thursday.

longballs · #7 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Fugitive

I'm hoping they dont look at anything on there to be honest. It would not start up after the spill and I could not delete anything off it.

I was fuming when they told me how long it would take. They said it is because they have to send the computer back to Sony to be fixed which I thought was bollocks but there seems to be fuck all I can do.

Yes, it is the girl I'm going on Holiday with next Thursday.

There is no way that Sony will repair it, they will just replace it. (But, for arguments sake, lets say the do repair it, they will format the harddisk anyway).

hamstrung · #8 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Fugitive

I'm hoping they dont look at anything on there to be honest..

Oh, they will.

Nick Leeson · #9 (**permalink**) 4th June 2008, 09:04 PM

Any one who fixes pc's. As soon as they have it booted up, first thing they do is have a root around your hard drive for stuff they can either laugh at or wank over. True fact that.

Fugitive · #10 (**permalink**) 3rd July 2008, 04:42 PM

Fucking twat slapping cunts have just rang up and said to expect a further two week wait on my Computer. I honestly believe the bastards are trying to wind me up on purpose.

Randy Marsh · #11 (**permalink**) 3rd July 2008, 05:02 PM

Fuckin useless shitehawks! We had something similar in Tesco. Took a Wii controller back that had broke, with receipt. Only had it 2weeks. Cunts wouldnt replace it without the box.

Fugitive, is this the same bird that you started a thread about a while back? The one you went on a night out with? Did your me see his arse, or does he know yet?

Stouffer · #12 (**permalink**) 3rd July 2008, 05:13 PM

That's what happens when you allow people to fuck you about, holmes.

Cardie · #13 (**permalink**) 3rd July 2008, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Fugitive

Fucking twat slapping cunts have just rang up and said to expect a further two week wait on my Computer. I honestly believe the bastards are trying to wind me up on purpose.

I'd take that as a compliment, you obviously have an excellent porn collection stashed away on that computer and they need a few extra weeks to watch it all.

Either that or they've sent it to the police and they need a few extra weeks to put the case together.

Bourbon · #14 (**permalink**) 3rd July 2008, 05:54 PM

Your Mate's Sister????!!!!!!

Would we??

Get it sausaged.

Ezekiel 25:17 · #15 (**permalink**) 3rd July 2008, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Fugitive

I'm hoping they dont look at anything on there to be honest. It would not start up after the spill and I could not delete anything off it.

I was fuming when they told me how long it would take. They said it is because they have to send the computer back to Sony to be fixed which I thought was bollocks but there seems to be fuck all I can do.

Yes, it is the girl I'm going on Holiday with next Thursday.

I would, but i'm a nosy cunt.

Fugitive · #16 (**permalink**) 10th July 2008, 07:14 PM

comet are fucking shite. They called before to tell me that after all this time they cant fix it and i'm getting a replacement on monday. I'm gutted because it had a load of stuff i had not backed up on it. I had about �300 of music i had bought on itunes. I'm never buying music online legally again. It will take ages to build up my porn collection again which is even more of a blow.

I have only just discovered that my phone can use my wireless internet connection as well. I could have actually still been posting if i'd known earlier.