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Old 2nd June 2008, 06:50 PM
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Special TLW offer: car for sale
Yes, that's right. I'm selling my beloved car and I'm willing to offer TLWites a discount.

Anyway, I digress. It's a dark blue 1999 Ford Cougar 2.0 Coupe that's done just 73,000 miles. It's having its MOT done this week and it is taxed until the end of September.

There is slight damage to the rear bumper (plastic fibre) but it's nothing important.

It's going on the big world wide interweb for just under £2,000 at the moment but I can probably be talked down from there if you post a picture of some tits or something. I've got pictures to email to anyone interested.
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Old 3rd June 2008, 10:43 AM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
Bump

Would you buy a used car from this man?

I know I would (if I needed one).
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Old 3rd June 2008, 10:56 AM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
I got a packet of hobnobs and a can of tenants, A swap deal?
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Old 3rd June 2008, 11:08 AM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale


"Chicks love it"

"It's a shaggin wagon"
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Old 3rd June 2008, 11:31 AM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
pics you fool!> You cannot sell anything without pics!
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Old 3rd June 2008, 05:19 PM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
They're on their way. Hang on.
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Old 3rd June 2008, 05:22 PM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
Is that the one we pushed for 220 miles when you offered me a lift to Cardiff in 2006?


Actually that's inaccurate, some of the journey was down hill.
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Old 4th June 2008, 05:12 PM
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Oh, he washed it again!
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Old 8th June 2008, 12:21 AM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
Photoshopped.

It's actually red.
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Old 8th June 2008, 02:20 PM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
It's been mot'd, washed and cleaned from top to bottom. It'll blow you away with its absolute moneyness.

Come round and have a look.
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Old 8th June 2008, 02:41 PM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
See, he didn't deny it.
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Old 8th June 2008, 03:50 PM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
If I could drive I would be very tempted but unfortunately I can't yet. I realise this is of no help at all. Thanks.
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Old 8th June 2008, 04:27 PM
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
My dad had the same car, same colour.
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My dad had the same car, same colour.
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Re: Special TLW offer: car for sale
Went to have a look at this car today. Head gasket looked like it was on it's way out and the upholstery stank of bacon and pastry. Steer well clear people.
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Old 11th June 2008, 02:47 AM
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Take no notice lads, I was walking along today when I saw DT in his car. I took a photo for you:



'Damage to the rear bumper' indeed.
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