Special TLW offer: car for sale

[Nick Leeson]

I'll give you a bent spoon and half a packet of jaffa cakes(not McVities) for it.

[dave u]

Originally Posted by dave u 1

This post fucking rules, because I didn't make it, my little girl did. Don't know how she did it (she's only 18 months) but the laptop was open and she somehow typed in the number one and managed to post it. Either it was sheer luck, or she was making a bid for the car, posting her age, or telling you all that daddy is number one. She doesn't talk yet, so I don't know which one it is, but it's probably the last option.

The unfortunate thing is Pete's thread is getting hijacked here, and every time there's a new post on it I can imagine the little flutter of hope he must feel, only to then be disappointed as no offer for his car materialises.

Sorry Pete.

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by dave u This post fucking rules, because I didn't make it, my little girl did. Don't know how she did it (she's only 18 months) but the laptop was open and she somehow typed in the number one and managed to post it. Either it was sheer luck, or she was making a bid for the car, posting her age, or telling you all that daddy is number one. She doesn't talk yet, so I don't know which one it is, but it's probably the last option. The unfortunate thing is Pete's thread is getting hijacked here, and every time there's a new post on it I can imagine the little flutter of hope he must feel, only to then be disappointed as no offer for his car materialises. Sorry Pete.

But every time someone posts on it, even if it is the Usherette unleashing her number-based opening gambit, it will once again make the thread go live and get people reading it. Can't be a bad thing; got to be better that it just sitting at the top, untouched.

[Nick Leeson]

Originally Posted by dave u This post fucking rules, because I didn't make it, my little girl did. Don't know how she did it (she's only 18 months) but the laptop was open and she somehow typed in the number one and managed to post it. Either it was sheer luck, or she was making a bid for the car, posting her age, or telling you all that daddy is number one. She doesn't talk yet, so I don't know which one it is, but it's probably the last option. The unfortunate thing is Pete's thread is getting hijacked here, and every time there's a new post on it I can imagine the little flutter of hope he must feel, only to then be disappointed as no offer for his car materialises. Sorry Pete.

Not just disappointment. Utter resentment to the TLW brethren for revelling in his misery and mocking his gleeful anticipation. I, for one, have no intention of discontinuing the hijacking of this thread.

[Stouffer]

How about a change of plan.

New car scent magic tree for sale, two grand. Comes with free with Ford Cougar.