school memories

[robbief]

this has been done before but it's still a good read.

i remember the phantom shitter. who ever that was, hat's off. how on earth someone can shit outside the year heads office every week and not get caught i don't know.

i also remember the lads from the school over the road coming in and setting our fire alarms off at 3.25 which meant we all got kept late while the registers where done. but the older lads in our school got them back! while in IT some lad got a picture of their blazer and a cock and made it look like the todger was wearing their blazer and printed hundreds off. they went and blue tacked them all over there school and done all the alarms.

and we had this fat substitute teacher and he used to get proper angry, one time he was shouting at someone and his kecks fell down!

and this teacher, i always thaught she was a les but i was still made up i saw her getting into her car. legs open, no nickers, little landing strip. ohhh yes!

my best memory of all was getting my first tom hank in the trees at the back of the field. she was fit was abi!

fire away boys!

[Flying Pig]

The Golly pit in Anfield Comp wasn't nice.

1. Bully throws bag down stairs.
2. Victim retrieves bag from bottom of stairs.
3. Bully shouts 'Golly pit'.
4. Thousands spit (golly) on poor victim as he ascends.

The end.

[melons]

I hated going to this school, almost every day was pure hell. we had laughs, mainly when we were up to no good, at one point a teacher had given me 32 codes of conduct to write out, i figured by the time i was up to 4 (they got doubled when you didnt do them) it would be just as quick to do a detention.
the block in that pic on the top floor was Art. the one opposite on the 3rd (4th including the ground) floor was maths, i didnt have one year in that place where i didn't have to do the move from one to the other for classes. oh and the little one of 3 floors was my tutorial and had to get to the top of twice a day.

I don't remember their being an obesity problem in that school.

best memory, the top of block one in Mrs Waltons math class when we had that earth quake, 1990?? we spent the rest of the afternoon on the sports field. Sweet. Oh and Cross country was pretty cool too, god knows how we didnt catch anything running in the Tawd.

I left in 91, went to a fantastic school and loved every second of that one.

[Sutty13]

Originally Posted by daytripper I hated going to this school, almost every day was pure hell. we had laughs, mainly when we were up to no good, at one point a teacher had given me 32 codes of conduct to write out, i figured by the time i was up to 4 (they got doubled when you didnt do them) it would be just as quick to do a detention. the block in that pic on the top floor was Art. the one opposite on the 3rd (4th including the ground) floor was maths, i didnt have one year in that place where i didn't have to do the move from one to the other for classes. oh and the little one of 3 floors was my tutorial and had to get to the top of twice a day. I don't remember their being an obesity problem in that school. best memory, the top of block one in Mrs Waltons math class when we had that earth quake, 1990?? we spent the rest of the afternoon on the sports field. Sweet. Oh and Cross country was pretty cool too, god knows how we didnt catch anything running in the Tawd. I left in 91, went to a fantastic school and loved every second of that one.

Just as well. Guvmint bastards want to use that along with alcohol/drug abuse and teenage pregnancies to feature in OFSTED reports.

[drewy]

Originally Posted by The Cage The Golly pit in Anfield Comp wasn't nice. 1. Bully throws bag down stairs. 2. Victim retrieves bag from bottom of stairs. 3. Bully shouts 'Golly pit'. 4. Thousands spit (golly) on poor victim as he ascends. The end.

There is only one true Golly pit and that's at West Deby Comp.

[Sutty13]

Originally Posted by drewy There is only one true Golly pit and that's at West Deby Comp.

Word - around the outside of the art block in Bankfield wing.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Originally Posted by The Cage The Golly pit in Anfield Comp wasn't nice. 1. Bully throws bag down stairs. 2. Victim retrieves bag from bottom of stairs. 3. Bully shouts 'Golly pit'. 4. Thousands spit (golly) on poor victim as he ascends. The end.

We had a golly pit in West Derby, but it was like a long corridor next to the art block. I had a fight in there once, but no-one spat. True story.

[She Knows It]

Originally Posted by daytripper I hated going to this school, almost every day was pure hell. we had laughs, mainly when we were up to no good, at one point a teacher had given me 32 codes of conduct to write out, i figured by the time i was up to 4 (they got doubled when you didnt do them) it would be just as quick to do a detention. the block in that pic on the top floor was Art. the one opposite on the 3rd (4th including the ground) floor was maths, i didnt have one year in that place where i didn't have to do the move from one to the other for classes. oh and the little one of 3 floors was my tutorial and had to get to the top of twice a day. I don't remember their being an obesity problem in that school. best memory, the top of block one in Mrs Waltons math class when we had that earth quake, 1990?? we spent the rest of the afternoon on the sports field. Sweet. Oh and Cross country was pretty cool too, god knows how we didnt catch anything running in the Tawd. I left in 91, went to a fantastic school and loved every second of that one.

Haha! That's such a coincidence! We were at the top of our school tower block (fourth floor) when that earthquake happened, in an art lesson. Our teacher shat herself and said "I'm going to go downstairs and ring the Met Office", leaving a whole class of hysterical 14 year old girls hiding under desks. I swear the whole room swayed from side to side.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Originally Posted by drewy There is only one true Golly pit and that's at West Deby Comp.

Originally Posted by Sutty13 Word - around the outside of the art block in Bankfield wing.

Fucking A boys.

[melons]

Originally Posted by Sutty13 Just as well. Guvmint bastards want to use that along with alcohol/drug abuse and teenage pregnancies to feature in OFSTED reports.

Well if the teachers in that school didn't have enough to do handing out codes of conduct. they'll have to have them going up and down the stairs too. Cunts.

[drewy]

Originally Posted by Sutty13 Word - around the outside of the art block in Bankfield wing.

I only ever ran through it once, got right round with no greenies on me, turned the corner and there was stood fat arse Mr Hannah and slap head Mr Stamp.

Detention that Friday for me.

[Uncle_Meat]

Originally Posted by Sutty13 Word - around the outside of the art block in Bankfield wing.

Not too far away from the Fanny Tree that used to be by the small side-entrance (The one by the Tenniseys) on Bankfield Road.


Christ I feel old...

[melons]

Originally Posted by She Knows It Haha! That's such a coincidence! We were at the top of our school tower block (fourth floor) when that earthquake happened, in an art lesson. Our teacher shat herself and said "I'm going to go downstairs and ring the Met Office", leaving a whole class of hysterical 14 year old girls hiding under desks. I swear the whole room swayed from side to side.

looking after number one there.... we didnt even get that, after it happened, we had to carry on with our math lesson for about 5 minutes until the fire alarm went and we got told to leave 'in an orderly fashion' fuck that, we all legged it.

[drewy]

Originally Posted by Uncle_Meat Not too far away from the Fanny Tree that used to be by the small side-entrance (The one by the Tenniseys) on Bankfield Road. Christ I feel old...

I forgot about the fanny tree, never had the pleasure but I pissed myself at the poor twats who did.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Originally Posted by Uncle_Meat Not too far away from the Fanny Tree that used to be by the small side-entrance (Th