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Old 27th May 2008, 07:57 AM
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Old 27th May 2008, 08:28 AM
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Old 27th May 2008, 08:53 AM
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Old 27th May 2008, 03:22 PM
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Old 27th May 2008, 04:07 PM
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Re: Fit Scouse Bird of the day...
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She'd need counselling by the time I'd be finished with it.
Loving that statement!
I'd leave her soiled and curled up in the corner of a dingy celler.
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Old 27th May 2008, 04:37 PM
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Re: Fit Scouse Bird of the day...
Is it just me or do all scouse birds look EXACTLY the same these days? Nice body like but she probably goes out with a criminal and has a mouth like a sewer.

Still would obviously, rude not to.
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Old 27th May 2008, 04:41 PM
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Re: Fit Scouse Bird of the day...
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Is it just me or do all scouse birds look EXACTLY the same these days? Nice body like but she probably goes out with a criminal and has a mouth like a sewer.

Still would obviously, rude not to.
Spot on there about the first part.

Saturday night in Town is like a cloning experiment has been unleashed. Although, I would still fucking ream 99.9% of them.
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Old 27th May 2008, 04:51 PM
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Re: Fit Scouse Bird of the day...
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Spot on there about the first part.

Saturday night in Town is like a cloning experiment has been unleashed. Although, I would still fucking ream 99.9% of them.



Breaks my heart when I think back to the Italian birds from my holiday last year, they were just awesomely effortlessly fit with minimul makeup, long dresses and heels.

Not like these dark rooted, dental spar frequenting plastic faced cunts.

When will birds in this country realise you don't need to dress like a slag to give men a boner? And that even when you do, having a snarling horrible mouth like a cat's arsehole just undoes all of your efforts anyway - in the eyes of normal blokes at least.
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Old 27th May 2008, 05:18 PM
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Indeed, Italian birds are ace.
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Old 27th May 2008, 05:24 PM
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Old 27th May 2008, 05:27 PM
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*Grins a stupid smug smile at having a missus of Italian stock*
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Old 27th May 2008, 05:29 PM
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Re: Fit Scouse Bird of the day...
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Spot on there about the first part.

Saturday night in Town is like a cloning experiment has been unleashed. Although, I would still fucking ream 99.9% of them.
Me and the lads have called scouse birds "Same'eads" for years now. On account of them all having exactly the same fucking 'ead.


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Old 27th May 2008, 06:37 PM
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Is it just me or do all scouse birds look EXACTLY the same these days? Nice body like but she probably goes out with a criminal and has a mouth like a sewer.

Still would obviously, rude not to.
NO I am in total agreement. Blame Alex 'What Pancake Filling would you like?' Gerrard.
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Old 27th May 2008, 07:10 PM
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Tits are too big and no doubt false. looks 100% FAKE TO ME
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Old 27th May 2008, 07:15 PM
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Fucking gorgeous, however i will reserve judgement until i have heard her speak.

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Old 27th May 2008, 07:23 PM
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I'd definitely jizz all over her face, the dirty fucking scrubber.
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