Fit Scouse Bird of the day...

[Section_31]

I was going to bag off with such a bird a while back, we'd been mates for ages and she is a top laugh to be fair, but I was out with her one night and kept specking her looking for her own reflection and going on about the usual shite ("can't wait for Ibiza", "me mate's just bought a beamer" etc etc), and I just thought "man, you're such a fucking scouser."

[salou_axeman]

Originally Posted by Section_31

I think i saw every single one of them last night in the same place, it was unbelievable how the hair on all of them was curled in exactly all the same places, are they all just wearing wigs or something? If not that is one skilled stylist who manages to do every single one of them exactly the same!

[Ginny]

Originally Posted by Section_31 Breaks my heart when I think back to the Italian birds from my holiday last year, they were just awesomely effortlessly fit with minimul makeup, long dresses and heels. Not like these dark rooted, dental spar frequenting plastic faced cunts. When will birds in this country realise you don't need to dress like a slag to give men a boner? And that even when you do, having a snarling horrible mouth like a cat's arsehole just undoes all of your efforts anyway - in the eyes of normal blokes at least.

So true mate. Repped!

[Unrighteous]

Originally Posted by Doctor Troy Mate, I am sure there is a lab somewhere that just churns them out.

That lab is definitely located in this city... I've never wanted to NOT fuck so many would-be fit birds.

[Ginny]

Theres so many fit girls in Liverpool. It just that they have this attitude that fuckin stinks. They see themselves as the prize, not in a confident attractive way but a malignant vindictive way. Still would though!

[Section_31]

Curran always reminds me of a Tom & Jerry character whose just been hit in the face with a frying pan.

[Kopite]

Amanda Harrington's HAWT at Kontraband