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Old 19th May 2008, 09:54 PM
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do and don't
this is from an online magazine called viceland (no idea when/where i stumbled on it)

they have a hilarious section where they take snaps of people in public and critic them in regards to their appearance or actions.....

Viceland.com - DOs and DON'Ts

it's a non-stop daily freak show - here is one of my fav's (a DO !)



"We know we bashed the skull scarf a few issues back and we further know that throwing the goat’s head is what contestants on Rock of Love do. But getting naked at 4 AM next to the drained hotel pool while you’re screamingly drunk is maybe the greatest look in the world, so we’ll give them a pass."
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Old 19th May 2008, 10:36 PM
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maybe i should have added a NSFW on the title - that would have got more attention anyways.

there are some classics on there, i'm telling you.
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Old 20th May 2008, 12:14 AM
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He has a point...



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Old 20th May 2008, 04:43 AM
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i will not let this thread be consigned to the wasteland of page two without a fight.

come on, seriously....



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Old 20th May 2008, 07:19 AM
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Re: do and don't
I can see the merit in keeping this little pup going...

This mong for example:


Oh look, Death Metal the Barbarian Who Rules Over Hades is wearing wittle yellow earplugs in case the grown men onstage with plastic skulls stuck on the ends of their guitars play too loud. Awwww.
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Does playing bass really make anyone sweat that much? Put your shirt back on, Frenchy. You aren’t a bricklayer.
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Old 20th May 2008, 07:21 AM
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If strip clubs were honest about what lay behind their doors they’d have flickering pink neon signs of this chief hanging out front and they’d all be named Frustration McLonely’s.
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Old 20th May 2008, 02:01 PM
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The best way to guarantee no one ever breaks into your trailer is to combine the two things that civilization has, throughout history, been most afraid of: pirates (hence the Jolly Roger) and working-class British people (hence the Burberry). Nobody would dare fly a plane into this thing, much less try to burglarize it while the owners are at the bar drinking pints of black Sambuca and beating their children with spiked bats.

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Old 20th May 2008, 02:07 PM
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even if i have to drag everyone kicking and screaming into this thread, i will....

This is like when male crusties get that Maori facial tattoo that looks like a goatee and they don’t know it means “married woman.” This is a great hippie costume and everything, guy, but you realize you are in drag, right? You are a fucking Earth Tranny.

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You realize people who aren’t into soccer see a black man on your back with two cannons pointing at his head, right?

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Brilliant.



Yeah, cram it in your maw with those trembling fucking fingers. Show her who’s the boss around here. Show that chicken and mushroom tartlet how you’re sick of taking the train to work at 8 AM every day for 25 grand a year just to wait on tourists browsing expensive shoes.


If you don’t like this guy then you probably shouldn’t be here because this is what we mean when we say, “DO.”
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Old 20th May 2008, 05:00 PM
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VICE is a awesome mag. Great thread! Gets 4 out of five toasters.
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And it's free.
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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?
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“Look deep into the hair and imagine floating in a warm sea of razored patterns. Do not look outside the hair. You are growing sleepy. When I count down from ten you will see a bronzed Greek god instead of a tedious nightclub promoter named Stef. Looook into the haaaaair.”
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The summer will be here soon and so will rooftop parties and beer on a boat and meeting that new girl that’s so hot the crack of her ass takes about an hour and a half to finish sniffing.
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