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Old 18th May 2008, 01:28 PM
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I'm a cunt because...
I think Paul may well be onto something here...

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A healthy awareness of our own ridiculousness would be a good starting place for us all.
...so lets put it into practice.

I'm a cunt because I check my User CP loads to see if I've got any reps. One part of me knows I shouldn't give a fuck who does or doesn't like my posts, but the other seems to like the idea of getting another green box. Maybe that makes me try too hard to be funny.

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Old 18th May 2008, 01:35 PM
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Re: I'm a cunt because...
yeah but you got shit loads of reps for your conversation your last night. that must of kept you busy looking.

i'm a cunt for being jealous that your funnier then me.

Love you!! i think we all need to take a leaf out of chris's thread and spread the love... he aint getting no royalties from it though.
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Old 18th May 2008, 01:36 PM
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Re: I'm a cunt because...
I'm a cunt because my poo is like tar from to many Guinness yesterday.
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Re: I'm a cunt because...
...because you all say I am.

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Old 18th May 2008, 01:39 PM
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Re: I'm a cunt because...
I'm a cunt because I just negged you for caring about being repped.

*Edit, I tried - but I already repped you yesterday and need to spread it around
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Old 18th May 2008, 01:41 PM
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Re: I'm a cunt because...
I'm not a cunt. But I do post on here too often, sometimes almost saturating the joint.

See?

I have a new bird though from last night and I have 3 jobs so my posts may be less frequent in the future.
*queue jubilant furore*
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Re: I'm a cunt because...
Im a cunt.
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You will never sleep again, Thants.
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Old 18th May 2008, 01:46 PM
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I have a new bird though from last night and I have 3 jobs so my posts may be less frequent in the future.
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You know I don't approve of you seeing other girls - people! Who is she anyway, this so-called person?
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You will never sleep again, Thants.
Are you the converse Evil Queen offering me an apple?

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You know I don't approve of you seeing other girls - people! Who is she anyway, this so-called person?
Girl at work, 4 years my younger, slim, attractive, big tits, intelligent, nice arse, well off - could get messy but she said she's leaving. Been building up over the last month til last night. Marvatronic.
If it will help this thread, she's a cunt.
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Old 18th May 2008, 01:50 PM
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Girl at work, 4 years my younger, slim, big tits, intelligent, nice arse, well off - could get messy but she said she's leaving. Been building up over the last month til last night. Marvatronic.
If it will help this thread, she's a cunt.
Oh, she's 'nice'. She's... Don't make me get sick into my own scorn. Does she play the viola? Does she embroider? Is she kind to the servants?

edit: Nice one, Mr Thants.
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Girl at work, 4 years my younger, slim, attractive, big tits, intelligent, nice arse, well off - could get messy but she said she's leaving. Been building up over the last month til last night. Marvatronic.
If it will help this thread, she's a cunt.

your a cunt for not telling us there was a build up. Don't you know most of us don't have lives and have to live vicariously.
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Old 18th May 2008, 01:56 PM
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I think Paul may well be onto something here...



...so lets put it into practice.

I'm a cunt because I check my User CP loads to see if I've got any reps. One part of me knows I shouldn't give a fuck who does or doesn't like my posts, but the other seems to like the idea of getting another green box. Maybe that makes me try too hard to be funny.

Your turn.
I do this too. Going the distance with Chuck Norris is becoming an obsession. I was well pissed of the other night when I posted the CCTV footage of the supermarket ram-raider who was wearing only ugg boots and a sheet, and I only got one rep for it!

I am a cunt for a hundred reasons. They're fairly evident. A couple -

1. I am an Evertonian.
2. I am a girl, and as such get over-emotional at times like when I'm late and can't find my car keys. I cry real tears (but only when I'm angry or frustrated).
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Old 18th May 2008, 01:57 PM
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Are you the converse Evil Queen offering me an apple?
That fairy tale should be updated. It should now be the Austrian offering Rohipnol?
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Old 18th May 2008, 02:00 PM
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Sorry for not filling you in but being me I wasn't sure of the feeder lines she was giving me:

Me: Been sitting on the beach at lunch.
Her: You should give me a shout and we'll go together.

When we bought cake together (no, really):
Her: I really enjoyed buying cake with you today.

I couldnt believe she would want in Thants' Pants so I just presumed she was a Christian.

True story.

She's not a Christian.
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Sorry for not filling you in but being me I wasn't sure of the feeder lines she was giving me:

Me: Been sitting on the beach at lunch.
Her: You should give me a shout and we'll go together.

When we bought cake together (no, really):
Her: I really enjoyed buying cake with you today.

I couldnt believe she would want in Thants' Pants so I just presumed she was a Christian.

True story.

She's not a Christian.
Good work Nick, it's ace, innit.
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Sorry for not filling you in but being me I wasn't sure of the feeder lines she was giving me:

Me: Been sitting on the beach at lunch.
Her: You should give me a shout and we'll go together.

When we bought cake together (no, really):
Her: I really enjoyed buying cake with you today.

I couldnt believe she would want in Thants' Pants so I just presumed she was a Christian.

True story.

She's not a Christian.
what type of cake?
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Good work Nick, it's ace, innit.
So far Owen, so far. Yessirree.

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what type of cake?
Marscapone and lime cheesecake
Chocolate Rulade
Treacle Tart
Banoffee Pie

For the office combining our birthdays. They didnt last long.
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