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Old 18th May 2008, 07:47 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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Ok so lets have it SKI of the forumites club give me 3 that you 'would'

I'm not disclosing that publicly, Miss AVEEZ.
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Old 18th May 2008, 07:55 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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I'm not disclosing that publicly, Miss AVEEZ.
Spoil sport whats a girl to do to be an officer???
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:03 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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Spoil sport whats a girl to do to be an officer???
Tell me what you want your role to be, or wait till I'm bored and and I start randomly assigning positions again.
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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There are a few good looking blokes on here. I've checked out the TLW Forumites group, and there are one or two who I honestly couldn't say I wouldn't. Don't know who they are though.

Good to know, good to know.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:05 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
Please reply to this post if a "member" double entendre has not yet been posted, otherwise ignore.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:08 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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Please reply to this post if a "member" double entendre has not yet been posted, otherwise ignore.
Go on Hammy, hit us with your member joke.

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Old 18th May 2008, 08:11 PM
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I alreaady thought I was joined up but shockingly... I was not. So joined now.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:23 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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Go on Hammy, hit us with your member.

*awaits eagerly*
tehehehe. I removed one word of SKIs post to make a childish joke. I feel better about myself now.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:24 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
Originally Posted by She Knows It View Post
Go on Hammy, hit us with your member joke.

*awaits eagerly*
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick."
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:25 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
Woo's edit is better than my joke.

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Old 18th May 2008, 08:32 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
I don't get it. Why did she slice of his wiener? Makes no sense!
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:35 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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I don't get it. Why did she slice of his wiener? Makes no sense!
"deplorable fidelity practices" = he'd been cheating.

ETA: I laughed politely at your joke Hamstrung. I tried to rep you but guess what? Aye.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:36 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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I don't get it. Why did she slice of his wiener? Makes no sense!
us women don't need an excuse.... apparently
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:48 PM
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us women don't need an excuse.... apparently
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:53 PM
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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"deplorable fidelity practices" = he'd been cheating.

ETA: I laughed politely at your joke Hamstrung. I tried to rep you but guess what? Aye.
Thanks. That's more than I expected.

Surprisingly, when you type "cock jokes" into google, there is a dearth of really good material that isn't fowl related.
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Re: best looking female tlw member
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Thanks. That's more than I expected.

Surprisingly, when you type "cock jokes" into google, there is a dearth of really good material that isn't fowl related.
Surely a gap in the market for "Hamstrung's Big Cock Book" then?

A joke book with an amusing cover of a penis dressed as a chef, possibly stirring a big bowl of mi