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Old 16th May 2008, 03:53 PM
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Birds with fit voices...
There's a girl I have to speak to now and again over the phone who I've never seen but she just sounds like absolute sex.

Mad that isn't it? How someone can sound fit, odds are she probably looks like Olive from On the Buses.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:00 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
Yeah I got something similar at my work, her name is Catarina Negrao. She is foreign and has wonderful boner inducing broken English. She might look like Shrek for all I know.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:03 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
If they sound fit they probably are, don't spoil the illusion.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:04 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
Lucy from Rosters. Hello.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:06 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
I interviewed this guy over the telephone a few years ago. My female colleague also spoke to him. He was pure sex. We, of course, invited him in for a second face to face interview. This hunched dork with a hairpiece turned up. Stick to telesales lad.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:06 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
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If they sound fit they probably are, don't spoil the illusion.
Nah I can say for a fact that's not true.

We had a bird doing work experience at our place a while back and she phoned up for directions, I got all excited thinking she was gonna be ace but she looked like a Kooper Trooper.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:10 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
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Nah I can say for a fact that's not true.

We had a bird doing work experience at our place a while back and she phoned up for directions, I got all excited thinking she was gonna be ace but she looked like a Kooper Trooper.
I concur. I was listening to the radio a while back (think I did a thread on it actually) and thought who's this sexy voiced strumpet? Only Kelly fucking Osbourne.
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
Georgie Thompson. Fit bird. Fit voice.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:25 PM
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:30 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
My current girlfriend has the most amazingly sexy voice; real "posh totty" ... I sound even more farmer-like in her presence.

The fact she is utter filth, goes like a train and has the prerequisite "mesmerising eyes and pert tits" (as per a drunken thread some time ago) also helps.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:35 PM
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Mariella Frostrup and Lisa I'Anson both have fit voices.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:45 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
There used to be a games show on years ago called Cybernet narrated by some bird called Lucy Longhurst, never seen her but she sounded FIT.
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:58 PM
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Re: Birds with fit voices...
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Nah I can say for a fact that's not true.

We had a bird doing work experience at our place a while back and she phoned up for directions, I got all excited thinking she was gonna be ace but she looked like a Kooper Trooper.
I like to imagine I'm talking to a minky fox, whoever the lucky girl is. Does this apply to Email? Do people "write sexy"?
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Old 16th May 2008, 05:28 PM
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She'd be top draw for booty calls though.
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Old 16th May 2008, 08:39 PM
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The actress Raquel Cassidy has one of the horniest voices I've ever heard.
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