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Old 22nd February 2008, 11:07 PM
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Went to buy some beer after work...

...at Bargain Booze by ours tonight, I got a 20 bottle pack of Miller in case you are interested.

Anyhow, I get the box of beer but I also get some beer for me Father In Law. I placed the box of beer on the floor so the woman behind the counter could pass me the other bottles of beer. When I bent down to pick my box of beers up my trousers split from the back of my balls all the way up past my A Hole and right up to the belt area.

At least its Friday.
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Old 22nd February 2008, 11:12 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

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...at Bargain Booze by ours tonight, I got a 20 bottle pack of Miller in case you are interested.

Anyhow, I get the box of beer but I also get some beer for me Father In Law. I placed the box of beer on the floor so the woman behind the counter could pass me the other bottles of beer. When I bent down to pick my box of beers up my trousers split from the back of my balls all the way up past my A Hole and right up to the belt area.

At least its Friday.
Was the ale o.k though ?, no spillage or breakage, I need clarification man.
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Old 22nd February 2008, 11:20 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

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Was the ale o.k though ?, no spillage or breakage, I need clarification man.
I am pleased to say the beer survived. The keks are now in the purple wheely bin. The beer is now being enjoyed.
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Old 22nd February 2008, 11:25 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

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I am pleased to say the beer survived. The keks are now in the purple wheely bin. The beer is now being enjoyed.
After some of my drinking sessions a good few pairs of my pants have eneded up in the same place. The way I see it, you have just cut out the middle man.
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Old 22nd February 2008, 11:35 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

Might want to find a new offy to use for next time Kev
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Old 22nd February 2008, 11:37 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

you need to find a place that don't make you bend down
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Old 23rd February 2008, 09:20 AM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

That's what happens when you buy Miller.
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Old 23rd February 2008, 01:43 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

Stella is £7.49 for 15 x 330ml bottles. I'm off there now. Cracking.
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Old 23rd February 2008, 01:45 PM
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Re: Went to buy some beer after work...

I once did the same in front of an entire class of 16 year olds. Oh how I laughed.
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