David Cameron

Section_31 · #1 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:13 PM

Really is a classless piece of shit.

Everytime you watch PM's question time these days he's giving it the grammar school bully act against Brown, basically reeling off the personal attacks rather than attacking his policies.

Last week he was coming out with stuff like 'I bet you practiced that all week in the mirror' etc and the other week they were giving him shit because his hand was shaking.

All's fair in politics like, but when this is your only political tactic, you've gotta be pretty fucking pathetic.

If it's between Labour and this lot, the country really is in shit..

Spy Bee · #2 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:15 PM

Cameron pisses all over Brown. Hague would have fucking destroyed him.

I think you are just offended because you like Brown or Labour, not because there is actually any wrong doing.

Having said that, maybe I am biased because Brown freaks me out when he breaths in.

Redder Lurtz · #3 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:19 PM

I quite like Cameron but I'd rather see Hague up there. Hague's got big bollocks. He's young enough to run the country sometime in the future. Lets face it, he couldn't make a worse job of it than the current load of witless lying thieving spineless cunts could he.

Section_31 · #4 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by AdamS

Cameron pisses all over Brown. Hague would have fucking destroyed him.

I think you are just offended because you like Brown or Labour, not because there is actually any wrong doing.

Having said that, maybe I am biased because Brown freaks me out when he breaths in.

No I just think it's a poor substitute for policy, trying to take advantage of the fact somebody isn't good on the stage and attacking the way they say something rather than what he's actually saying.

It's a symptom of a bigger problem, political leaders are now selected on the basis that they're 'Blair-esque', that the camera likes them and that they have a sharp turn of phrase - rather than the fact that they've paid their dues and have got something to contribute politically.

Politics seems to be a fashion show now, and the new battleground appears to be demenaur and the ability to come out with a sharp retort or a wise-crack.

Pretty fucking sad IMO.

EDIT- What's all this Hague bollocks??? You both mean 14 pints of bitter a day William Hague? The one who wears caps with 'William' written on??? Mother of fucking mercy!!!

hamstrung · #5 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:26 PM

Hague's a douchebag.

The saving grace, if you can call it that, is that the average punter couldn't give a flying fuck what happens at PMQ's.

Spy Bee · #6 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:27 PM

Fucking hell Section31, where have you been? PMQ's has been a fucking joke for years. Our politics has been a joke for years. Politics is a joke. The whole 'system' is flawed.

In the last ten to fifteen years it has become more presidential and more about people than policy, but it's no big difference.

Spy Bee · #7 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:27 PM

Oh PS, all I was saying about Hague was that he is ace at that PMQ style debate.

Moschops II · #8 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:29 PM

So, two people are suggesting that this man become Prime Minister:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/455000...arnival300.jpg

Right.

Spy Bee · #9 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Moschops II

So, two people are suggesting that this man become Prime Minister:

Is that what I said is it? You fucking lying cunt!*

*See I'd be ace at PMQ's.

Redder Lurtz · #10 (**permalink**) 20th February 2008, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Moschops II

So, two people are suggesting that this man become Prime Minister:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/455000...arnival300.jpg

Right.

Yeah, well, this cunt had it nailed din't he:

PaddyBerger15 · #11 (**permalink**) 21st February 2008, 12:10 AM

Normally when I'm doing Gods bidding, I only slaughter tarts in the most violent and horrible way, but I could definitely practice on Cameron, the big, soppy fucking Hooray Henry that he is.

Section_31 · #12 (**permalink**) 21st February 2008, 12:14 AM

If I was PM I'd have you all executed, I'm sorry but there it is.

Brown should get some kind of Praetorian Guard set-up on the go IMO, Labour loyalists with guns. Next time Cameron the toff kicks off he can have a gladius shoved up his arse and we can see what that does to the smug little Eton brat's PMQ performances.

Spy Bee · #13 (**permalink**) 21st February 2008, 12:16 AM

You're just gutted that Labour are just dead shit now aren't you. Loads of mongs will still vote for them, but they should, in theory be completely unelectable.

Section_31 · #14 (**permalink**) 21st February 2008, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by AdamS

You're just gutted that Labour are just dead shit now aren't you. Loads of mongs will still vote for them, but they should, in theory be completely unelectable.

I think they're all uber-shit, words can't describe how fucked off I am with British politics, things have got so bad that I've even thought about moving to Scotland.

RedKnight · #15 (**permalink**) 21st February 2008, 12:21 AM

I'd back them over the Liberals.

Stu Monty · #16 (**permalink**) 21st February 2008, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by AdamS

Cameron pisses all over Brown. Hague would have fucking destroyed him.

I think you are just offended because you like Brown or Labour, not because there is actually any wrong doing.

Having said that, maybe I am biased because Brown freaks me out when he breaths in.

By what criteria does Cameron piss all over Brown apart from being a hollow shell of a politician?

I hope he dies in a horrible car crash with that other guffawing, guttersniping twat that he has as shadow chancelor. Or at least gets his face terribly disfigured so he loses the one card he can play, that of image.