GF Evangelism

[Paul]

Spread the word about something you really fucking love. You have to sell it to us with as much passion as you can muster. It can be anything at all, but your aim should be to get the GF into that particular thing. I've been wracking my brains to think of something new, having already evangelised The Wire, Sky+, cooking, zinc and probiotic supplements and the novels of Richard Morgan.

I'm going to start with Eddie's Rocket diner on Bold Street in town. From the minute you walk in the place has a proper 1950s Americana vibe with the tunes playing through a loudspeaker outside the door. Inside it's a typical chrome-laden feel with booths around the walls for customers to sit at. Each table has an old-fashioned juke box control next to it where, for 20p, you can select one of the hundreds of 50s and 60s tunes by flicking the tabs at the bottom of each little card.

When it comes to the menu, there is a choice of diner favourites including hot dogs and nachos. However, the way to go is obviously the burgers. They are fucking lovely and very reasonably priced. My favourite is the Double Cheeez Pleeez (and yes, I do dislike the spelling): two thick home made burgers with tons of salad and cheese. They also put the condiments on the table rather than the bun so you can customise it yourself. I obviously go with mustard and Tommy K, as well as a dash of salt. I don't bother with chips as the burger is big enough on its own - and besides, the chocolate malt I get to wash that bad boy down takes up any remaining room. It's hard to bite into and you get messy as fuck, but the napkins are in plentiful supply. In fact the tastiness of the burger is in direct proportion to the number of napkins required to eat the thing. I usually leave a small pine tree on the table by the time I'm done.

Now to the tasty beverages: there are loads of options, both alcoholic and otherwise, but the malts are a work of genius. I'd always wanted to try a malt, having been aware of them from a thousand different movie references and they do not disappoint. They are made with ice cream and full fat milk and blended fresh every time. A dash of malt extract is added to each one to give it that "nmm, nmm, nmm" tasty effect that is so addictive. They bring the glass and the steel blending cup to the table. So you get your malt while you're waiting for your food and it gets leathered in about two minutes. Happily, there's a second full glass worth in the cup. The only problem is trying not to do that one in too before the food arrives. Heroin in a glass.

The service is fast and efficient, the bill very reasonable and the child-friendly factor high. Try it, kids. However, a note of caution: it gets absolutely chocker on a Saturday lunchtime so we tend to get there just before 12 (not a problem when you're up at 5.30am and have had breaky by about 6.30).

Now it's over to you: testify my brethren; testify!!!

[Plewggs]

Having a BJ with toothpaste smeared on the bell-end.

I was introduced to this particular passion by a recent ex who loved to swallow. She was a fussy eater who objected to the texture of a man without a sweet tooth, claiming the taste of saccharine-free semen was distastefully bland.

I had no objection her lewd suggestion and found the sensation astounding. It’s a simultaneous tingle and tickle that leaves a lasting acidic throb, which I found awesomely exciting.

A word warning to those who are innovatively passionate in bed, don’t try this with spearmint toothpaste; it stings when applied and hurts at the point of climax. For those old-fashioned Neanderthals who don’t understand why shaving is sexy, keep ya dentures in the Steradent, this one is definitely not for you.

Oral hygiene is sexy…………spread the word!

[Section_31]

World War II was ace.


At no stage in modern history has the dividing line between good and evil been so clearly defined.

On one half, two empires and one puppet regime determined to enslave a vast swathe of the world's population, and on another the most noble experiement in democratic governemnt ever to be attempted was starting to stir from its slumber.

Three billion people locked in a titanic struggle for survival in a conflict where the risks had never been so high, the cost of failure so profound, and all of it resting on a knife edge and governed by the kinds of twists of fate that saw the balance of power switch one way and back again, countless times.

Battles the likes of which the world has never seen, thousands of ships, tens of thousands of planes, million man armies, great leaders, evil despots, suicide attacks, atomic weapons, daring commando rades, last ditch defences, betrayal and intrigue.

Western civilisation brought to the brink of destruction, the expulsion of ancient empires from a new world, the death of old traditions and the birth of new nationalism and freedom movements all over the world.

A technology explosion saw the world move from biplanes to rockets in only six short years, while radical advances in battlefield medicine, weaponry and transportation gave birth to the world we know today.

It's aftermath spawned new movements which placed the welfare of the individual at its centre.
Where once people lived in third world squalor in some English cities, now - faced with their own mortality - they demanded a better life. An attitude that would spread and give birth to the 'cradle to grave' philosophy and institutions such as the NHS.

It also dragged the USA permanently out of its depression and gave us three decades of music and cinema, the civil rights movement and the summer of love, all prompted by a global brush with death that would give life a whole new meaning.

[Plewggs]

Originally Posted by Section_31 World War II was ace. At no stage in modern history has the dividing line between good and evil been so clearly defined. On one half, two empires and one puppet regime determined to enslave a vast swathe of the world's population, and on another the most noble experiement in democratic governemnt ever to be attempted was starting to stir from its slumber. Three billion people locked in a titanic struggle for survival in a conflict where the risks had never been so high, the cost of failure so profound, and all of it resting on a knife edge and governed by the kinds of twists of fate that saw the balance of power switch one way and back again, countless times. Battles the likes of which the world has never seen, thousands of ships, tens of thousands of planes, million man armies, great leaders, evil despots, suicide attacks, atomic weapons, daring commando rades, last ditch defences, betrayal and intrigue. Western civilisation brought to the brink of destruction, the expulsion of ancient empires from a new world, the death of old traditions and the birth of new nationalism and freedom movements all over the world. A technology explosion saw the world move from biplanes to rockets in only six short years, while radical advances in battlefield medicine, weaponry and transportation gave birth to the world we know today. It's aftermath spawned new movements which placed the welfare of the individual at its centre. Where once people lived in third world squalor in some English cities, now - faced with their own mortality - they demanded a better life. An attitude that would spread and give birth to the 'cradle to grave' philosophy and institutions such as the NHS. It also dragged the USA permanently out of its depression and gave us three decades of music and cinema, the civil rights movement and the summer of love, all prompted by a global brush with death that would give life a whole new meaning.

[Roast Beef]

Achewood

Achewood is so good that it feels like a privilege to be able to read it. It makes me happy just knowing that it exists.

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by Plewggs

And the rest! Besides Jews add four million 'other races' in the camps and 23million Russians, plus about 2 million allied dead!

Warracunt.

[RedinSweden]

Pears - the forgotten fruit

I am, and always have been, a massive fan of pears. People always choose apples over them. Apples are ace, but when pears are just right they are the most astoundingly tasty things imaginable. They have the mad juiciness of citrus fruit and the satisfying oomph of harder fruits.

So do yourself a favour, buy some pears today, and enjoy.

[chorlton]

Originally Posted by Roast Beef Achewood Achewood is so good that it feels like a privilege to be able to read it. It makes me happy just knowing that it exists.

You fucking knows it!

[Owen]

Originally Posted by Roast Beef Achewood Achewood is so good that it feels like a privilege to be able to read it. It makes me happy just knowing that it exists.

Originally Posted by chorlton You fucking knows it!

Good lord! You're two different people!

[RJ Fan club]

Women with Big Breasts are great. For many years I followed the wrong path and believed that more than a handful is a waste. What a crock of shit that was. I was recently set correct by a lovely lady with a more than healthy set of jugs. Thats not to say that enjoyment goes up exponentially with cup size, I believe there is an equilibrium point at about a E/G-cup, where upon pleasure diminishes again.

I used to think that a small good pair would be enough. But large tits holds so much more pleasures, the cleavage perv, the rhythmic swinging when she is on top, the soapy tit-wank, a better grip when you are slapping the missus with your balls, all these pleasures are increased by tit size.

Perhaps I'm blinded by love, perhaps blinded or knocked senseless by a large pair of jugs once too often recently. But I think I have made the correct move in life chasing women with larger tits and I'm richer more balanced person for it.

[Plewggs]

Originally Posted by RJ Fan club Women with Big Breasts are great. For many years I followed the wrong path and believed that more than a handful is a waste. What a crock of shit that was. I was recently set correct by a lovely lady with a more than healthy set of jugs. Thats not to say that enjoyment goes up exponentially with cup size, I believe there is an equilibrium point at about a E/G-cup, where upon pleasure diminishes again. I used to think that a small good pair would be enough. But large tits holds so much more pleasures, the cleavage perv, the rhythmic swinging when she is on top, the soapy tit-wank, a better grip when you are slapping the missus with your balls, all these pleasures are increased by tit size. Perhaps I'm blinded by love, perhaps blinded or knocked senseless by a large pair of jugs once too often recently. But I think I have made the correct move in life chasing women with larger tits and I'm richer more balanced person for it.

It’s a pleasure to read such a moving tribute from a fellow romantic.
Well said.

[WaltonRed]

Originally Posted by Section_31 World War II was ace. At no stage in modern history has the dividing line between good and evil been so clearly defined. On one half, two empires and one puppet regime determined to enslave a vast swathe of the world's population, and on another the most noble experiement in democratic governemnt ever to be attempted was starting to stir from its slumber. Three billion people locked in a titanic struggle for survival in a conflict where the risks had never been so high, the cost of failure so profound, and all of it resting on a knife edge and governed by the kinds of twists of fate that saw the balance of power switch one way and back again, countless times. Battles the likes of which the world has never seen, thousands of ships, tens of thousands of planes, million man armies, great leaders, evil despots, suicide attacks, atomic weapons, daring commando rades, last ditch defences, betrayal and intrigue. Western civilisation brought to the brink of destruction, the expulsion of ancient empires from a new world, the death of old traditions and the birth of new nationalism and freedom movements all over the world. A technology explosion saw the world move from biplanes to rockets in only six short years, while radical advances in battlefield medicine, weaponry and transportation gave birth to the world we know today. It's aftermath spawned new movements which placed the welfare of the individual at its centre. Where once people lived in third world squalor in some English cities, now - faced with their own mortality - they demanded a better life. An attitude that would spread and give birth to the 'cradle to grave' philosophy and institutions such as the NHS. It also dragged the USA permanently out of its depression and gave us three decades of music and cinema, the civil rights movement and the summer of love, all prompted by a global brush with death that would give life a whole new meaning.

You know your shit my man, what do you think of Uncle Joe?

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by Plewggs It’s a pleasure to read such a moving tribute from a fellow romantic. Well said.

By christ I'd have a go on them.

[Paul]

Preach brothers and sisters; preach.

(Section - you've got it, mate. Fucking great, great post. I love seeing a bit of honest to goodness passion, me.)