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Old 10th January 2008, 10:52 AM
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Your Mum
make up some your Mum disses.
They must be invented by you and not just copied off your favourite jive-talking black comedians.

I'll start:

Your mum is so old that before she brushes her hair she has to get permission from English Heritage.

Your Mum is so fat that when she gets dressed Grand Designs pop round to make a programme about it.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:05 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Your Mum is so ugly Bill wouldn't.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:10 AM
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Re: Your Mum
'Yo mama' is so ugly, Stouffer would...
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:11 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mumma so fat she married a fridge (that was shit).
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:13 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yo momma so ugly that when Picasso did her portrait, it looked like the Mona Lisa.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:19 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mum's so ugly, the last time she looked out of the window she was arrested for indecent exposure...
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:23 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yo' Momma's so ugly she fucked your old fella.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:23 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yo Momma is so inbred she can swim faster than a shark.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:30 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:33 AM
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Re: Your Mum
I said no copying your favourite jive-talking black comedians, Anny Road!
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:34 AM
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Re: Your Mum
I saw your mamma walking down the street holding a cardboard box.

I asked her what she was doing.

She said moving
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:36 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mum is soooo poor she goes down to KFC to lick other peoples fingers!
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:39 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Originally Posted by Sweeney287 View Post
I saw your mamma walking down the street holding a cardboard box.

I asked her what she was doing.

She said moving

Chris Rock.

Read the original post, cocksnogger.


PS. Your Mum is so fat that kids chase her thinking she's an ice cream van.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:45 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yop momma's nose is so big, she fights with narwhals when she goes swimming.
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Old 10th January 2008, 11:55 AM
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Re: Your Mum
My momma's so hot I crack one off on her tits every morning.
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Old 10th January 2008, 12:02 PM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mother is so fat that she has a higher risk of having a heart attack and is more likely to get cancer!
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Old 10th January 2008, 12:03 PM
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Your mother is so fat that she has a higher risk of having a heart attack and is more likely to get cancer!
Genius.
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Old 10th January 2008, 12:16 PM
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Re: Your Mum
your mummas so ugly they invented viagra!
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Old 10th January 2008, 12:28 PM