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Old 10th January 2008, 05:04 PM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mumma so fat she has more folds then an origami master.

I think I made it up but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out I accidentally stole it.
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Old 10th January 2008, 05:45 PM
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Re: Your Mum
Your momma so fat poachers shot her for the tusks!
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Old 10th January 2008, 05:47 PM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mum is so stupid she only got one GCSE, so she had to start work at 16 at a bog roll factory, where the seedy owner used to touch her where she makes wee. This is where you came from.
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Old 10th January 2008, 07:01 PM
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Re: Your Mum
My mum asked me what I wanted her for Christmas.

I replied her decaying corpse
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Old 10th January 2008, 07:03 PM
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Re: Your Mum
Your mother has such a misfiring gaydar that she married derren brown.
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Old 11th January 2008, 01:12 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Your momma's so ugly that when she came round to my house I thought I was having a nightmare and stabbed her repeatedly in the face. Sorry about that, but, it was her fault really wasn't it, if you think about it. Like I say, sorry, but she was fucking horrific.
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Old 11th January 2008, 06:21 AM
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Your mum's so ugly they repealed the smoking ban because they got sick of seeing her clearly.
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Old 11th January 2008, 06:23 AM
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Re: Your Mum
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Your mumma so fat she has more folds then an origami master.

I think I made it up but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out I accidentally stole it.
Schmaccidentally.
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Old 11th January 2008, 06:48 AM
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Your momma's dandruff so bad, the cat shits on her head.
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Old 11th January 2008, 06:51 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yo' mo's druff so bad, she's gotta stop Kate Moss from sniffin her shoulders.
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Old 11th January 2008, 07:03 AM
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Your momma's so slow, the dog don't know whether to walk with her or piss on her.
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Old 11th January 2008, 11:32 AM
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Your momma is so easy that It hampered my ability to form a better joke whilst she knobbed me in the bog of my local.
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Old 11th January 2008, 11:37 AM
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Re: Your Mum
Yo Momma so ugly she caused Dale Winton to be like he is today.
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Old 11th January 2008, 01:29 PM
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Your momma is so skinny people stand next to her waiting for the bus.
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Old 11th January 2008, 01:34 PM
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Your momma is so fat people exercise by jogging around her.
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Old 11th January 2008, 09:57 PM
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Re: Your Mum
Your momma's so fat she has her own gravity field.
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