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Old 31st December 2007, 11:48 AM
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One of my bollocks...
...hurts, can't feel anything dodgy though, that's all really.
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Old 31st December 2007, 11:52 AM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
I've been having that a bit lately.

My right one.
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Old 31st December 2007, 11:54 AM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
Remember the rhyme.

A wank a day keeps the doctor away.
More than five gives for testicular pain.
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Old 31st December 2007, 12:01 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
Epididymitis, perhaps?
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Old 31st December 2007, 12:05 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
Have a warm bath. Play with the bollock. It might not fix it but it'll do you no harm, might even be pleasurable.

It could even be referred pain from your guts, so make sure you have a good AC Slater before the bath.
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Old 31st December 2007, 12:07 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
You're probably dehydrated. Happens to me sometimes. Drink lots of water and pop it in a elderly ladys mouth. Thats what they did in the olden days.
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Old 31st December 2007, 12:39 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
I think mine is a symptom of backache. Get pain under my ribs too.

Getting old.
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Old 31st December 2007, 12:40 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
If it doesn't clear up, get to the doctors and get it checked out, both of you. You shouldn't mess round with bollocks.
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Old 31st December 2007, 12:42 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
Think I am gonna go for a full work up with Bupa in the new year. I am falling to bits.
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Old 31st December 2007, 01:23 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
it could be just a muscle strain, i joined a gym for the first time about 2 years ago, then got a pain in sack

after a trip to the doctor, he though it was a strain from lifting weights, but to be sure i had to get an ultra sound

i got 1 done, only to walk in the room where it was being done, and for the doctor to ask me "do you mind if a student sits in on this" no bother i replied, then 3 female junior doctors walk in, and i dually drop my kegs, just for kicks

the doctor was right, it was just a fucking strain
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Old 31st December 2007, 03:10 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
My goolies strink to incredibly small proportions when I go the gym. After an hour of running they are the size of nits eggs. Thinking of buying prothetic ones.
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Old 31st December 2007, 03:13 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
That just means you need a wank.
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Old 31st December 2007, 03:36 PM
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Re: One of my bollocks...
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That just means you need a wank.
Tried that but I was banned from Total Fitness for ruining the screens on the running machines. Thats what the spare towel is for.
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