Shagging my dog

[Rashid]

My life is terminally dull. I spend all day sat at a PC. Then when the working day is done and the children are tucked up, I spend my evenings sat at a PC. I’m looking for ways to break the monotony and inject some excitement into my life. My friends say I should get out more; go down to the pub, take up new and exhilarating hobbies and dare I say it, get a girlfriend.

The trouble is I really can’t be arsed with any of it. I’d truly rather just find a way of making sitting at a PC more thrilling. So I’ve been thinking about shagging my dog. Surely a few thrusts into my dog each evening wouldn’t do any harm? I’m not talking about initiating a decent into a full on relationship, merely a small shag here and there to bring a bit of sunshine into my mundane existence.

Anyone on here tried shagging their dog? Any advice/stories appreciated.

Thats just sick, fuck off.

[DT]

Go for it.

[hamstrung]

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[Victor Ganges]

Is this a shaggy dog story?

[She Knows It]

Don't do it. It'll give you acne and liver problems. Not worth it. Stick to cake. Not that I've ever shagged me dog, but I've read about it.

[madstock]

I haven't shagged that many dogs, so I don't have massive amounts of life experience, but I have heard that it is a good thing - go for it Rasher.

PS I love you.

[hamstrung]

My mate, who is the chief executive of a major frozen foods company, says shagging dogs is for sick inbreds who can't hold their crack

[DT]

Originally Posted by She Knows It

Don't do it. It'll give you acne and liver problems. Not worth it. Stick to cake. Not that I've ever shagged me dog, but I've read about it.

Don't stand in the lad's way. If he wants to put his cock up...nah, I can't even type that.

[madstock]

Make sure you get their nails clipped.

[Rashid]

I feel sick re-reading that even as a joke!

SKI - when did you try it?

[mattyq]

Originally Posted by Rashid

I feel sick re-reading that even as a joke!

SKI - when did you try it?

It was a joke?

[madstock]

Originally Posted by She Knows It

Not that I've ever shagged me dog, but I've read about it.

Originally Posted by Rashid

I feel sick re-reading that even as a joke!

SKI - when did you try it?

Originally Posted by mattyq

It was a joke?

Fuck's sake Rasher, you can't play around with a dog's feelings like that.

Little Rover has unwound his lipstick of love, only to be told that "It was just a joke". CockerSpaniel-tease.

P.S. I love you
P.P.S. Happy Birthday for the other day, you old, old man.

[Newport]

You're muslim so you probably don't even have a dog. Liar.

[kopitegaz]

Originally Posted by madstock

I haven't shagged that many dogs, so I don't have massive amounts of life experience, but I have heard that it is a good thing - go for it Rasher.

PS I love you.

You love Rashid?

[Alan Sex]

It'll make a change from having the dog shag you I suppose, Rasher.

[madstock]

Originally Posted by kopitegaz

You love Rashid?

I love him, yes.

P.S. I love you.

[Anny Road]

Originally Posted by Newport

You're muslim so you probably don't even have a dog. Liar.

Best to be careful the chinese neighbours might eat it.

[smokinsteve]

Originally Posted by hamstrung

My mate, who is the chief executive of a major frozen foods company, says shagging dogs is for sick inbreds who can't hold their crack

I can hold my crack...

[smokinsteve]

Originally Posted by Anny Road

Best to be careful the chinese neighbours might eat it.

The chinese sure can show you how to wok your dog....

I'll get my coat....

[Anny Road]

Its all about the variety of the cooking.

[smokinsteve]

And the breed......