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Old 2nd October 2007, 07:26 PM
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Police are warning all men who frequently visit clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 07:29 PM
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Devious bastards!!!
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Old 2nd October 2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: Beer
Dude I got forwarded that unfunny thing about 4 years ago. It barely registered then.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 07:55 PM
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Older than Hermes. And just as funny.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 07:59 PM
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Older than Hermes. And just as funny.
Be fair. Hermes made me laugh once. Despite hearing that joke many times, it never has.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 08:03 PM
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Be fair. Hermes made me laugh once. Despite hearing that joke many times, it never has.
Maybe I was being a bit harsh, he's made me chuckle before too. This on the other hand is an office spam-tastic piece of shit.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 08:21 PM
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Dude I got forwarded that unfunny thing about 4 years ago. It barely registered then.
sorry bout that hi!!!

i used to say DUDE when i was seven and still watching the turtles!!!
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Old 2nd October 2007, 08:30 PM
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sorry bout that hi!!!

i used to say DUDE when i was seven and still watching the turtles!!!
Ha ha!! Having never seen or heard that before I thought it was funny.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 08:34 PM
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Ha ha!! Having never seen or heard that before I thought it was funny.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 10:39 PM
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Ha ha!! Having never seen or heard that before I thought it was funny.
Yeah, me too.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 10:53 PM
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It raised a smirk.
The usual TLW GF warm welcome for newbies strikes again I see !
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Old 2nd October 2007, 11:04 PM
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Re: Beer
At least it didn't say: "And now pass this onto 20 of your friends or your knob will turn into a fanny."
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Old 2nd October 2007, 11:13 PM
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It raised a smirk.
The usual TLW GF warm welcome for newbies strikes again I see !
Why lie to them? We welcome all but come on, First Term report: Must try harder to be funny. If it doesnt come naturally then just try harder.
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Old 2nd October 2007, 11:17 PM
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It raised a smirk.
The usual TLW GF warm welcome for newbies strikes again I see !
What's wrong with that like?
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Old 2nd October 2007, 11:21 PM
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Why lie to them? We welcome all but come on, First Term report: Must try harder to be funny. If it doesnt come naturally then just try harder.
As my mother used to say "if you've not got anything nice to say then say nothing".
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Old 2nd October 2007, 11:25 PM
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As my mother used to say "if you've not got anything nice to say then say nothing".
Then take your mothers advice and say nothing at all.
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