The Real Man's Man tribute thread...

[Chris]

I'd hereby like to pay tribute to those brute alpha males who have long been standard bearers in the world of manliness.

Without these great role models, to moisten the vaginas of every female within a 400ft radius and beat the shit out of every "man" who fails to ooze machismo, the entire male species would have long since died out. These great legends of our time are owed a debt by the rest of society for not allowing freedom of expression in the form of dress, sexuality or the use of certain hair products and keeping the human race thriving as the dominant force on this planet

Manly Man, guardian of bands like The Kaiser Chiefs... I salute you.

May I begin with...



The great Vinnie Jones.

[rargh]

Was it just me imagining Chris' post being read out in the style of the 'Real American Heroes' Budweiser commercials?

[7dalglish]

"every "man" who fails to ooze machismo"

This thread oozes gayness

[Ulysses Everett McGill]

Originally Posted by Chris I'd hereby like to pay tribute to those brute alpha males who have long been standard bearers in the world of manliness. Without these great role models, to moisten the vaginas of every female within a 400ft radius and beat the shit out of every "man" who fails to ooze machismo, the entire male species would have long since died out. These great legends of our time are owed a debt by the rest of society for not allowing freedom of expression in the form of dress, sexuality or the use of certain hair products and keeping the human race thriving as the dominant force on this planet Manly Man, guardian of bands like The Kaiser Chiefs... I salute you. May I begin with... The great Vinnie Jones.

Sorry to piss on your bonfire, even know i know you are taking the piss, but Vinny Jones was a fucking shithouse who picked his fights very well, and loved playing the hardman but fucking bricked it if someone his own level wanted it, Mick Harford on the other hand, was a truly hard bastard.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Kaizer Sauze Sorry to piss on your bonfire, even know i know you are taking the piss, but Vinny Jones was a fucking shithouse who picked his fights very well, and loved playing the hardman but fucking bricked it if someone his own level wanted it, Mick Harford on the other hand, was a truly hard bastard.

Get him on the list, dude! There's plenty of room!

[rargh]

Get Snake Plissken in there!

[Ted]

Lawrence Tierney. Fucking nutter.

[bri]

and john rambo, along with stan ogden

[Sutty13]

Fearless Frank Harris

Sir Harry Paget Flashman, V. C., K. C. B.

[Stu Monty]

"Wotchu Lookin' aaaat you faaaackin' slaaag?"

[Sutty13]

I 'ad Cassius Clay, me.

[Ted]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty "Wotchu Lookin' aaaat you faaaackin' slaaag?"

Also has a classic appearence on Brass Eye to back up his place on here.

[She Knows It]

Old but classic Maddox Tribute to Real Men

[Sweeney287]

Lenny Mclean

[AngryofTuebrook]

Some of these aren't real men, just nobheads who got into fights cos they couldn't do anything else.

Now for a real real man, step forward ... Bob Paisley. As a player, he'd run through walls - pausing only to kick the shit out of Mussolini - then he grew up a bit (like these "hard men" never did) and became wise and avuncular.

And he was even ruggedly handsome, in a Robert de Niro without the mole kind of way.

[lifetime fan]

Lee Majors.

[RJ Fan club]

Originally Posted by lifetime fan Lee Majors.

If you check out my profile you'd see that blokes got it coming.