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Old 18th July 2007, 07:47 PM
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Brilliant.

5 ace ones:

DO LESBIANS HURT THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

COULD CHERIE BLAIR SCROUNGE OFF THE CONSERVATIVES?

WILL BRUSSELS TAX BRITISH JUSTICE?

WILL NEW LABOUR INFECT BRITISH JUSTICE WITH AIDS?

WILL THE E.U. INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?
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What about "Asylum seekers have new type of AIDS that can lower your house price"?
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Old 19th July 2007, 02:43 PM
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What about "Asylum seekers have new type of AIDS that can lower your house price". Claims Eurocrat who is wasting your tax money, is preying on your children and who bungled Diana death probe.
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Old 19th July 2007, 02:58 PM
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Even better on the same site... Jack Bauer tells the time!

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Old 19th July 2007, 06:02 PM
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COULD GAYS INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS?

I'm sure they actually ran that one last week.


COULD CHRIS MORRIS GIVE CLIFF RICHARD CANCER?

I think he would if the opportunity ever arose.



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COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?

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DOES GORDON BROWN INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
COULD GYPSIES DESTROY CLIFF RICHARD?
DO GYPSIES RIP OFF THE QUEEN?
DO PAEDOPHILES CHEAT YOUR MORTGAGE?
WILL CHRIS MORRIS IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?

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Old 19th July 2007, 09:41 PM
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COULD GORDON BROWN LEAD MICHAEL HOWARD ASTRAY? i very much doubt it.
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Old 19th July 2007, 10:50 PM
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WILL GAYS TAX THE MIDDLE CLASS?

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS RIP OFF BRITAIN'S SWANS?
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Old 20th July 2007, 09:35 AM
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WILL AIDS VICTIMS RIP OFF DIANA AND THE NHS?

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS USE INHERITANCE TAX TO GIVE YOU AIDS?

WILL MORE STORMS RAISE STAMP DUTY AND HIDE VITAL DIANA EVIDENCE?

NOW MUSLIMS TELL US THAT WE CAN'T HAVE AIDS!

IAN BLAIR SAYS HIGHER HOUSE PRICES ARE OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS

HAMZA TRIAL COSTS TAXPAYER £3bn A DAY AND GIVES YOU AIDS

GYPSIES STEAL LAPTOPS FROM SCHOOLS WHICH OFFENDS MUSLIMS
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Old 20th July 2007, 11:08 AM
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DID AIDS-RIDDEN IMMIGRANT MUSLIMS FUCK DIANA CORPSE?
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WILL CHRIS MORRIS SCROUNGE OFF YOUR PENSION?

COULD TEENAGE SEX LEAD BRITAIN'S SWANS ASTRAY?

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS TAX THE QUEEN?

DOES TEENAGE SEX RUIN THE QUEEN?

COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVE CAR DRIVERS CANCER?
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Old 20th July 2007, 03:46 PM
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SUPPORT FOR PROGRESSIVE NATIONAL SOCIALISM LEADS TO A BRIGHTER FUTURE.
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bump. good shout S31.

This one just came up on third go "COULD TEENAGE SEX IMPREGNATE MICHAEL HOWARD?"

"DO PAEDOPHILES RIP OFF CAR DRIVERS?"
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What about "Asylum seekers have new type of AIDS that can lower your house price"?
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WILL THE E.U. SCROUNGE OFF THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

That's a real one surely?
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