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Old 14th June 2007, 02:49 PM
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The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
When I was a kid in the 80's you couldn't walk down the street without seeing white dog shit. I always found it funny and to be quite honest, miss it a lot.

I read somewhere that due to environmental factors such as ozone depletion and what not, these albino turds are a thing of the past.

Place your white dog shit memories (and indeed sightings) here.
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Old 14th June 2007, 02:54 PM
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Old 14th June 2007, 02:56 PM
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
I remember this thread from a few months ago.
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
Someone brings this up every few months...


"BOOOO !!!!!! get off the stage!"


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Old 14th June 2007, 03:19 PM
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
This ones "official" though.
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
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This ones "official" though.
Ooops sorry, as you were.


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Wondered why you dont see it anymore. The best thing about it was if you happened to stand in it or nudge it walking, it'd just break and that would be the end of it, as opposed to the regular turd where you have to scrape your sole on the curb for 10 mins like a tit.
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
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This ones "official" though.
Is the right answer.

I'm not even charging for an e-season ticket to post on the motherfucker.


My best white dog-shit memory has got to be standing in a pile on Dunlop's playing field in Speke - back in the hot one of 87. But then discovering to my delight that the white shit was 'powdered' and could be shaken off my Hi-Tec trainers like talc, rather than having to drag my foot around the park like a stroke victim the way one would with 'legit' clinging brown shite.

A more noble turd....from a more civilised age.
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
When we were kids some girl by ours eat dog shit for a ciggie, twas white dog shit aswell. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

She was about 11, we were about 8/9. I'll never forget it.
She moved away so I can't even skit her about it now. Bastartd!
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Totally unofficial white doggy thread
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Old 14th June 2007, 06:31 PM
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
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When we were kids some girl by ours eat dog shit for a ciggie, twas white dog shit aswell. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

She was about 11, we were about 8/9. I'll never forget it.
She moved away so I can't even skit her about it now. Bastartd!
Eeeeeee was she ugly?
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Re: The official 'white dog shit' appreciation thread.
i always remember when we used to throw stones around the street, mainly at cars and houses and there never failed to be a kid who would pick up a 'stone' and go to throw it only to realise that when it burst into dust all over their shoulder it was doggy.
also when kids used to draw on the floor with stones, and every now and then it worst turn into dust in their hand being, yet again, antique doggy.
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i always remember when we used to throw stones around the street, mainly at cars and houses and there never failed to be a kid who would pick up a 'stone' and go to throw it only to realise that when it burst into dust all over their shoulder it was doggy.also when kids used to draw on the floor with stones, and every now and then it worst turn into dust in their hand being, yet again, antique doggy.


I remember that kid, he looked a lot like me!
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Is the right answer.

I'm not even charging for an e-season ticket to post on the motherfucker.


My best white dog-shit memory has got to be standing in a pile on Dunlop's playing field in Speke - back in the hot one of 87. But then discovering to my delight that the white shit was 'powdered' and could be shaken off my Hi-Tec trainers like talc, rather than having to drag my foot around the park like a stroke victim the way one would with 'legit' clinging brown shite.

A more noble turd....from a more civilised age.
Before the dark times. Before the brown shit.
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Before the dark times. Before the brown shit.
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