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Old 10th June 2007, 08:51 PM
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That Fucking Volvic Advert...
...really gets on my tits.

Fucking plasticine volcano and "Tyrannosaurus Alan" chatting shit and appealing to retards.

Really feel like going off to hang myself whenever it's on. Worst advert ever.
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Old 10th June 2007, 09:14 PM
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I just dont get it. Why's he called Alan? Is it some joke I'm just not getting?
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Old 11th June 2007, 12:18 AM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
i think allen is better than rex. maybe he's meant to be a relative of rex, or maybe i'm thinking too hard.
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Old 11th June 2007, 12:28 AM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
But... thats not funny! What relevance does that have to ANYTHING?!?!
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Old 11th June 2007, 01:10 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
Those CGI dinosaurs they were using obviously cost too much, so they've resorted to using cuddly toys. What we need is an 'Adam & Joe's Volvic Stuffed Toy Advert.'
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Old 11th June 2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
Not as annoyingly pointless as that irritating Evian advert with that horrendi pre-war music and kaleidoscope effect babies swimming. What the fuck is that aboot?

Evian backwards spells Naive. I think therein lies a lesson for us all.

Also, why is there a best before date? Trickles through a cunting volcano for twelfty years and tastes peachy, but by the time it gets to WH Smiths or whatever the fucker is volatile
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Old 11th June 2007, 01:20 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
Just thought of yet another rant aboot bottled water- it costs more per litre then petrol. And there are mass demonstrations aboot that fucker when it has to be mined, refined aboot twelfty-infinity squared times and carefully transported over from the middle east. Then some cheeky fucker fills a bottle from a stream in Buxton and says £1.50 geezer!

Also how can it be more expensive then milk. Aids to bottled water manufacturers, pronto...
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Old 11th June 2007, 01:57 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
I have a metal drinking bottle thing. Keeps tapwater cool and secure.

Only cost me £3 and I can fill it from the glug glug machine at work.
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Old 11th June 2007, 02:06 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
Volvic sounds like 'Vulva' which sounds like Vagina which reminds me of fish.

Isn't it a given in the advertising industry that products which begin with a V are a bad idea for that very reason? Sure I read that somewhere...
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Old 11th June 2007, 02:07 PM
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Volvic sounds like 'Vulva' which sounds like Vagina which reminds me of fish.

Isn't it a given in the advertising industry that products which begin with a V are a bad idea for that very reason? Sure I read that somewhere...
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Old 11th June 2007, 02:08 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
Like vagisil. No way on earth would I put that in my sandwiches.
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Old 11th June 2007, 02:52 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
The fact that the last Volvic advertising campaign involved a scantily-clad, pole-dancing cavewoman makes this latest effort even more shameful.

Vicks Vaporub can also be added to the list of "products beginning with V that aren't great on sandwiches".
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Old 11th June 2007, 02:54 PM
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Vegemite?
Vegetables?
Vitalite?
Very nice cheese?
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Old 11th June 2007, 03:01 PM
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Re: That Fucking Volvic Advert...
On the theme of ad's I can't stand: That Vauxhall one, with the 2 little fat twats!! I hate them.



EDIT: I can't that picture on the post.
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Old 11th June 2007, 03:02 PM
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On the theme of ad's I can't stand: That Vauxhall one, with the 2 little fat twats!! I hate them.
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Old 11th June 2007, 03:05 PM
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Old 11th June 2007, 04:04 PM
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