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Old 4th June 2007, 12:50 PM
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Paris Hilton go's to jail.
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Paris Hilton has begun her jail sentence for violating probation on a drink-driving conviction.
The 26-year-old turned herself in to authorities at Los Angeles County Jail on Sunday, her lawyer confirmed.

She appeared at the MTV Movie Awards hours earlier, where she told reporters: "I'm definitely scared, but I'm ready to face my sentence."

The socialite will serve only half of her sentence - about 23 days - after being given credit for good behaviour.

She will be separated from the main prison population in a block that contains 12 cells, each holding two people.

It is reserved for celebrities, public officials, police officers and other high-profile inmates.

The unit is part of the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California, which holds more than 2,000 prisoners.

The heiress-turned-pop singer was arrested for driving under the influence last September and was issued probation, which she violated several times by driving with a suspended licence.

Hilton made her final public appearance at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, where host Sarah Silverman received cheers for mentioning her impending jail sentence.

"Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that's really helpful," Hilton told reporters.

The heiress said she had been given the option of going to a "pay jail" but declined.

"I'm going to do the time and I am going to do it the right way.

"I'm using it in a positive way and when I come out, I can't wait to start my new life and be even stronger than I am now."
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Old 4th June 2007, 01:12 PM
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Half her sentance for good behaviour? First off she's broke the law countless times, been a soft cunt and secondly how do you know she's been good when she hasn't even started her sentance yet?
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
Wig, sort your punctuation out fella.
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Wig, sort your punctuation out fella.
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
This is wet dream material of the highest order, I don't care what anyone says, Paris Hilton would get a 'Manhatten Project' of a bumming.
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Old 4th June 2007, 02:43 PM
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This is hilarious, Jack Nicholson at the end seals it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXESd_q56Cw
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
No pics? Fucking disgrace..
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i watched the MTV awards and Sarah Silverman was talking shit about her and Paris looked right pissed off it was great, when she said Paris will be going to jail everyone cheered how demoralizing is that maybe the stupid bitch will realise why everyone dislikes her.
I just realised thats what that youtube link up there is.
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
Maybe her good behaviour involved deep throating a high court judge on Camera
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
And it's 'goes' Wig, you big retard.
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
She'd get it and she doesnt even know it.
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Oh she knows it. Some big bad Queen Latifah looking jailbirds are wiping down the 15 inch jelly double dongs and the Cell Block H DVDs as we speak.
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She'd get it and she doesnt even know it.
Christ, if anyone "knows it" it's Paris Hilton. She's a shame.
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Re: Paris Hilton go's to jail.
A waste of a life
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