Best sweets to force unconditional surrender?

[Section_31]

Knowing old people as I do, back in the 40's I reckon the citizens of blighty were so deprived and innocent that if German troops had parachuted into the countryside and started offering around sweets, we would have put down our pitchfalks and started talking football.

Spitfire pilots would have jumped out, doffed their caps and said: 'I say, thats throroughly bloody decent of you, I'll have a purple one'

Which sweets would said Nazi troops be more likely to force an immediate unconditional surrender with?

[Paul]

I fucking love Werther's, me.

[RedinSweden]

I voted werthers. I don't much like Roses. Quality Street is a very close second, but the risk is always there that you get one of thoese grim green noisette triangles.

[Unrighteous]

Love those Werther's.

[RedinSweden]

Do they still have the woman on a penny farthing on the quality street tin? That might be good in an olde english way.

[RJ Fan club]

I reckon miniature heros as the population would be screaming out for some 'proper' sweets and miniature heros would have given them their favourite brands, but kept morale low enough because of the stingy portions. Not my favourite on the list, but reckon they would have done the job

[Owen]

Originally Posted by RedinSweden

I voted werthers. I don't much like Roses. Quality Street is a very close second, but the risk is always there that you get one of thoese grim green noisette triangles.

Have you gone quite mad, old bean? They're the best ones by a long, long way.

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by Owen

Have you gone quite mad, old bean? They're the best ones by a long, long way.

freak

[Elmyn Noos]

Which one has the miniature Bounty bars in? I'm not a big sweet eater but I do like a Bounty every so often.

If Jerry got to me last, and all the Bountys had gone, he'd be for it, you know.

[Thants]

Those Worthers originla sadverts used to crack me up.

"Wurthers originals - made with real buttock candy". Bit wierd. Kid on the grandads knee and all that.

[RJ Fan club]

Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

Which one has the miniature Bounty bars in? I'm not a big sweet eater but I do like a Bounty every so often.

If Jerry got to me last, and all the Bountys had gone, he'd be for it, you know.

You should come round our house after crimbo and easter, theres loads of bounty's left in the celebrations tin*




















*if we can do a deal for your malteasers

[RedinSweden]

Bounties are ace. My mum always bought the dark chocolate one in the red wrapper. I didn't like them at the time. i bet i would now. The bounty is the poor cousin to the work of art that is the raspberry ruffle.

[Scouse Missionary]

Has to be Werthers. They'd bee too busy with their teeth stuck in a toffee to shout orders.

[Stouffer]

No option for Murray Mints, oh dear.

[RJ Fan club]

Originally Posted by Stouffer

No option for Murray Mints, oh dear.

To quote you Stouff, they are the tits

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by Stouffer

No option for Murray Mints, oh dear.

Al Murray Mints?