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Old 23rd April 2007, 11:45 PM
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1 sheet of bog roll?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Obviously never had a shite after a night of all night drinking, half a bog roll if I'm lucky. If I followed this ludicrous idea I'd be buying new boxies every other day.
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Old 23rd April 2007, 11:45 PM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
1 sheet my arse!
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Old 23rd April 2007, 11:47 PM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
all fantasies of performing a 69 with this lady have gone
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Old 23rd April 2007, 11:54 PM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
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Old 24th April 2007, 05:30 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
Originally Posted by Vincent Vega View Post
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Obviously never had a shite after a night of all night drinking, half a bog roll if I'm lucky. If I followed this ludicrous idea I'd be buying new boxies every other day.
She must surely be on about lady front bum wiping.
In which case wouldn't drip dry be the best way to go?
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:04 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
Oh aye. Toilet roll quantities. That's the most pressing environmental issue. For fucks sake. The environmental footprint (or whatever the fuck they call it) of one transatlantic flight is probably more than the entire world's bum wiping for a year. Fuck off putting all this onto individuals. Just fuck off. get's my goat this. Stop making fucking music instead. All the plastic from all the CD's etc is unnecessary. Just have it available for download.
Anyway, why stop at just toilet roll, why don't we read by candlelight and wash out clothes in streams too?
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:07 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
Goofy slag.
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:09 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
Why ever bother with toilet roll? Just use your finger.


Jim's right of course, the flight carbon footprint thing outweighs any of these stupid little ideas.
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:10 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
Originally Posted by RedinSweden View Post
Oh aye. Toilet roll quantities. That's the most pressing environmental issue. For fucks sake. The environmental footprint (or whatever the fuck they call it) of one transatlantic flight is probably more than the entire world's bum wiping for a year. Fuck off putting all this onto individuals. Just fuck off. get's my goat this. Stop making fucking music instead. All the plastic from all the CD's etc is unnecessary. Just have it available for download.
Anyway, why stop at just toilet roll, why don't we read by candlelight and wash out clothes in streams too?
Sheryl Crow can fuck off.
Well said that man. Equally retarded was her idea for a detachable dining sleeve. It sounds like a 7 year old's school project.

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Old 24th April 2007, 10:20 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
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Why ever bother with toilet roll? Just use your finger.


Jim's right of course, the flight carbon footprint thing outweighs any of these stupid little ideas.
It's fucking annoying. Lumping the guilt over onto ordinary people. I am sure her heart is in the right place. Shame her brain isn't.
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:22 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
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It's fucking annoying. Lumping the guilt over onto ordinary people. I am sure her heart is in the right place. Shame her brain isn't.
Or her teeth. Ugly slag.
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:28 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
What about when you are allergic to Coffee but like it so much and you shit everywhere? What then?
I don't get it, many times the bum is filthy and it would take like 9-17 sheets folded!
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:31 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
After the attacks on the WTC and the pentagon, the suspension of air travel was a big plus for the environment. Maybe she should fly a plane into a building, or if that is too extreme, run full pelt into a wall.
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:34 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
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She's a dirty cow. She'd get her own shit smeared across her face Dustin Diamond style.
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Old 24th April 2007, 10:40 AM
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
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Why ever bother with toilet roll? Just use your finger.


Jim's right of course, the flight carbon footprint thing outweighs any of these stupid little ideas.
1 finger? Don't you mean your hand? Kinky bastard.
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Re: 1 sheet of bog roll?
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She must surely be on about lady front bum wiping.
In which case wouldn't drip dry be the best way to go?
Or she could stamp her feet.
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