People who should have their balls boiled in oil thread

[Joeys Pogo]

1. Radio presenters who talk over the beginning and end of songs. You can talk between songs you bellends why talk over the music

2. Fellas who let their dog shite in the street and just leave it because the shite fairies will come and clean it up won't they

3. Men who wear their trousers too short - socks should never be seen unless you are sitting down - tits

4. Dirty feckers who cough up great big greenies in the street and then stop to admire them. Its a greenie not a feckin work of art

5. People who recite Little Britain catch phrases. Please stop it now.

What gets your goat fellow misery gutsers?

#2 right now as there dog shite outside mine

[The Chief]

Number 1 is done on purpose mate, it's so you can't record the music, believe it or not, in these days of internet downloads!
But i agree with everything you say, and would just like to add my own pet hate.
When you're sitting on the bus and some dirty cunt gets on behind you opens a pack of sweets or crisps and starts eating them very loudly! (you know, chomp chomp smack smack chomp) I swear i'll kill the next cunt who does that to me. I just hate bad manners completely.

[Anny Road]

Originally Posted by Joeys Pogo

1. Radio presenters who talk over the beginning and end of songs. You can talk between songs you bellends why talk over the music

2. Fellas who let their dog shite in the street and just leave it because the shite fairies will come and clean it up won't they

3. Men who wear their trousers too short - socks should never be seen unless you are sitting down - tits

4. Dirty feckers who cough up great big greenies in the street and then stop to admire them. Its a greenie not a feckin work of art

5. People who recite Little Britain catch phrases. Please stop it now.
What gets your goat fellow misery gutsers?

Yer I know

[bobhorse]

Originally Posted by Joeys Pogo

1. Radio presenters who talk over the beginning and end of songs. You can talk between songs you bellends why talk over the music

2. Fellas who let their dog shite in the street and just leave it because the shite fairies will come and clean it up won't they

3. Men who wear their trousers too short - socks should never be seen unless you are sitting down - tits

4. Dirty feckers who cough up great big greenies in the street and then stop to admire them. Its a greenie not a feckin work of art

5. People who recite Little Britain catch phrases. Please stop it now.

What gets your goat fellow misery gutsers?

Computer says NO

[dirty_sanchez]

Originally Posted by Joeys Pogo

5. People who recite Little Britain catch phrases. Please stop it now.

Yeah, I know. I don't like it.

[bri]

initialy i thought this was a thread about getting your balls waxed

[Remmie]

Can I join in? This is a local town for local people.....

Damn.

[Da Bitch]

Cold callers these feckers piss me off especially if I'm waiting for a call Or just sitting down to eat aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh fuck off arsewipes!!!!

When you phone up companies & your told your in a queue they just leave you listening to crappy music for god knows how long not telling you anything or they play decent stuff which is then interupted every 2 seconds with an annoying recorded message telling you that your customer is valuable to them, WELL don't leave me hanging on & running up me bloody phone ( except if it was a freephone number then I don't care)

[real red]

I phoned BT up a couple of weeks ago, to get them to rectify a cock-up they'd just made after rectifying another cock-up they'd made. This was on a Friday. After being put on hold I was told that they now are also open on Sundays, and I should call back then.

That fucking annoyed me.

But I hung on despite them.

I also hate the Vogons that you have to deal with from time to time in various government and local government departments.

I'd boil their balls in oil, but alas I can't find the boil-stupid-vogon-testicles-in-oil application form.

[Thants]

People who talk at the cinema.
IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING TALK GO TO A PUB YOU UTTER CUNTS.
There thats better.

[wiiksie]

Originally Posted by LFCfanbymistake

People who talk at the cinema.
IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING TALK GO TO A PUB YOU UTTER CUNTS.
There thats better.

So true. Had some cap wearing div cunt in front of me when I went to see Hot Fuzz for the second time, but justice was done: he was giving it large to his dopey bird until the bit in the film when Si Pegg asks why a geezer passing their police car is wearing a cap. Nick Frost replies 'coz he's fuck ugly', at which point the div in front of me went very quiet. It was beautiful.

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by bri

initialy i thought this was a thread about getting your balls waxed

waxed? pah. Us men sit in Shiraz and then get strummed by oriental beauties.

[xabi the red]

Other car drivers that don't acknowledge you if you let them pass on your right of way. simple manners. fuckers.

[real red]

People who think I want to listen to their music on their phones which they couldn't afford to buy the fucking headphones for.

[TK421]

Originally Posted by real red

People who think I want to listen to their music on their phones which they couldn't afford to buy the fucking headphones for.

That's the worst. I always end up sat near some twat having a really loud and long conversation on their mobile when on the bus.