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Old 11th October 2006, 01:04 PM
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The Twat List
Ok boys and girls, these forums harbour a lot of anger towards a lot of people on a daily basis so I'm composing a Twat List. This is a list of the most loathed, hated, despised, annoying fucktards the world has to offer. Now if your like me, you hate a lot of people, and each day a new person comes into your head who you hate. You may see them on the telly, read something about them in the paper or have a flashback and realise just how much you hate them. That is the purpose of "The Twat List". Post their names, photos and a little rant and let the healing begin. This will make you feel a lot better, it's true!

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Stuart Hall.

Pompous cunt who uses irrelevant long words where they are not neccessary. He always seems to be on those talking fucking heads programmes talking shite about footballers of days gone by. Fuck off you prick. Talks about football in order to prove his manliness after it was shook due to the severe bumming he took in private school by "the bigger boys".



Fat Dancer

An obvious choice, you find me a man on this forum - nay the world, who doesn't think this this man is a twat. Releases consistantly poor songs, looks like a fat tatooed gypo who hasn't washed in days, dresses like a gay tramp but stil nails birds like Appleton, Hunter and Geri Halliwell (ahem). Everytime he comes on my telly I am filled with such rage I feel blood vessels popping in my head. Acts all arrogant and cocky but his tatoo's show he is an insecure fat twat who is trying to hide his disgusting body. Is blatently gay but isn't man enough to come out. Has issues. Amazes me how someone with so little talent can get so succesful and rich, the Salif Diao of the pop world.



Tell me you don't want to punch this master gay? Go on. Irritating fat little hom who preaches about saving all his bent mates from aids but spent 200 grand on flowers for his wedding to his rent boy. I would never hit a woman, but I'd make an exception for this twat.




Jesus Chri.. Sorry Bono

Look up the word "hypocrite" in the dictionary and this twat's face will be next to it. Always banging on about making poverty history although he is one of the top 5 wealthiest pop stars in the world. Here's an idea you prick, instead of making us all wear those stupid little fucking white wristbands and making us look like we've escaped A&E, why don't you donate a few hundred million with your mates Mc Cartney and that shabby bastard Geldoff. Now THAT would clear the debt wouldn't it? And you'd all still have enough money left over to buy France and a Bentley each.



People in "the know" claim this man has style, charm, panache and dresses well. I think he looks like an extra on Pride and Predjudice on smack. At times he makes me chuckle but this does not mask the fact that I really really hate him. How has this twat shagged Kate Moss, Kate Lawler, Kimberly Stewart etc? Hope he catches bad aids of a shared needle in his mates crack den


AAAAh See I feel better now. Feel free to add you own and "let the hate flow through you!"
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Is this you Russel Brand, look mate no offence, I just hate you!
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Geldoff aint a twat, the man tried to make a difference
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Geldoff aint a twat, the man tried to make a difference
No doubt, but the blokes got 20 million quid sittin off in an offshore account according to this years rich list. Bit hypocritical don't you reckon?
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Geldoff aint a twat, the man tried to make a difference
And did.......to his bank balance. From failed musician to rich "humanitarian".
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Old 11th October 2006, 01:21 PM
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He's on the list because he's the king of twats.
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Re: The Twat List
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No doubt, but the blokes got 20 million quid sittin off in an offshore account according to this years rich list. Bit hypocritical don't you reckon?
Not really, one off payments aren't what it's about, it's about changing the basic economic frameworks which are imposed on Africa.

I'll nominate Liam Gallacher. Brilliant voice and involved in some genius tunes but is now reliant upon being a mouthy gobshite about much better bands than his to get attention and try and make people feel Oasis are still relevant.
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Old 11th October 2006, 01:42 PM
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Re: The Twat List
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He's on the list because he's the king of twats.
Look at his face, look at his stupid little face! TWAT! what are ya? TWAT!
I wanna punch his head in! I fuckin hate him! I 'ATE CHA!!
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Old 11th October 2006, 01:44 PM
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Look at his face, look at his stupid little face! TWAT! what are ya? TWAT!
I wanna punch his head in! I fuckin hate him! I 'ATE CHA!!

Invite him to play a concert in Norris Green and then get word to the "soldiers" that he badmouthed them. At least the "soldiers" will do some good then
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I dont know his name and i dont have a picture..

But the man who used to say "when ever you rent or buy a video"

I hated him so much growing up - wound me up a treat..
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The school dinners thing possibly redeemed him somewhat with some people, but not me. Just look at the face and tell me you aren't tempted to destroy your monitor with the hardest punch since Drago killed Apollo
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Invite him to play a concert in Norris Green and then get word to the "soldiers" that he badmouthed them. At least the "soldiers" will do some good then
I'd want the glory of killing him. Loads of people love him aswell. When his songs comes on the Radio I walk out, or switch it off, same when he's on the telly. I felt like killing myself when he was seeing martine McCutcheon!! Why Martine? Why?

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Oliver's close to being a legend in my book for his school dinners stuff. I concede however, that his face is higly punchable.
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Jeremy Clarkson


Huge weird head, annoying voice and you know its christmas every year cause he brings out one of those car crash dvd's that 14 years watch and provide a running comentary to by saying "fucking hell, you see that?"

Any Politician...........do I need a reason ?

Lots of other people but I cant be arsed to list them cause just thinking about them fucks me off
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There's a lot of celebs and tv personalities who I hate, mostly for no genuine reason. I can't be arsed explaining why in full, but off the top of my head these people are currently on my twat list:


Perter Kay


Phil Tufnel


Daniel Corbett


The whole panel of dried up, saggy, fat arsed slags on that Loose Women programme


Jack Black


Chris Moyles


Alan Davies - and every other celebrity gooner

No arguments with any other nominations so far either, with the exception of Jamie Oliver. Pre 2005 Oliver deffo gets on the list, but not the current version.
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Old 11th October 2006, 02:06 PM