9 Years Ago today Princess Diana died...

[Kopite]

......however more importantly (to me anyway) my mum's cat Whatley tragically died from old age last Friday aged 18 years old.

She wasn't The People's Cat, she was my Mum's Cat.

RIP Whatley.

[TK421]

RIP Whatley.

[kopitegaz]

RIP Whatley... For pet lovers its always upsetting when a pet dies.

Did people line the streets applauding?

[Captain]

Learn from Diana's mistake people: Always use that seat belt.

RIP Whatley.

[Alan Sex]

never let the cat out at night when you live next door to a Chinese takeaway. Tragic.

[TurnstileB]

At least your Mum's cat's death didn't mean a Liverpool match was postponed.

Although your Mam's cat had as much right to ensured a postponed game as Diana did. Fucking fuming that day.

[Stu Monty]

And the Express haven't stopped banging on about Kopite's mum's cat since.

[aws]

You sure it was old age, Col? Get the vet to do a full post mortem. Could have been MI5 or even the FWA.

[BENIRL]

Here we go again!

[Nunavut Patrick]

Originally Posted by Alan Sex

never let the cat out at night when you live next door to a Chinese takeaway. Tragic.

Mmmm...sweat and sour Whatley balls.

[Joeys Pogo]

What kind of a name for a cat is "Whatley"

All the other cats with proper names like smokey, tigger and puss must have skitted the poor little fucker. I bet when yer ma used to shout "Whatley pssss psss pssss here Whatley" in the street they'd all piss themselves laughing and slag him to bits, in cat talk like. I reckon he got so fed up he topped himself.Poor little fucker.

No offence like.

[Uncle_Meat]

Originally Posted by Joeys Pogo

What kind of a name for a cat is "Whatley"

All the other cats with proper names like smokey, tigger and puss must have skitted the poor little fucker. I bet when yer ma used to shout "Whatley pssss psss pssss here Whatley" in the street they'd all piss themselves laughing and slag him to bits, in cat talk like. I reckon he got so fed up he topped himself.Poor little fucker.

No offence like.

I used to have a cat called Mucus, as she was dead snotty towards other people. How much of a cunt do you think I felt calling her in?

[Spy Bee]

And Newcastle away was called off. The inconsiderate bitch!

[Joeys Pogo]

Originally Posted by Uncle_Meat

I used to have a cat called Mucus, as she was dead snotty towards other people. How much of a cunt do you think I felt calling her in?

That's my point. Mucus is an excellent name for a cat. I bet she never got slagged off and had all the best looking toms calling for her.

"Mr Meat can I take your mucus out to go scavenging in some bins, purrrrrr"

"Yes you can, just stay away from that Whatley, he is one mixed up cat"

[Ulysses Everett McGill]

Originally Posted by AdamS

And Newcastle away was called off. The inconsiderate bitch!

It was at home

[Kopite]

Originally Posted by Joeys Pogo

That's my point. Mucus is an excellent name for a cat. I bet she never got slagged off and had all the best looking toms calling for her.

"Mr Meat can I take your mucus out to go scavenging in some bins, purrrrrr"

"Yes you can, just stay away from that Whatley, he is one mixed up cat"

My brother named her as he was 14/15 at the time and well into Motocross. Apparently his favourite rider's name was Jem Whatley, hence the cats name.

[Kopite]

Originally Posted by aws

You sure it was old age, Col? Get the vet to do a full post mortem. Could have been MI5 or even the FWA.

You might be onto something there Andrew.

When I think of it there was a white van outside the house (Flowers By Irene, Chocolate Is Ace, Motorbike Ideas 5) and Whatley had been known to frequent the Ballet.

[CharleyKnight]

More importantly, 9 years ago today the actor Dermott Morgan who played Father Ted died. I was gutted!