My Existential Crisis...

[Josef Svejk]

Help me out here: Should I choose option A or option B:

A:



B:




* Note: I'm a child of the '80s with Polish sympathies...

[bri]

option a will often lead to option b, depending on the amount consumed and the minger you happen to be trying to chat up.

[Ste Mc]

Internet research found this :.............

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.

[drewy]

Well done another cut and paste.

Tit.

[CharleyKnight]

As my dad used to tell me as a small boy, you can't fuck a beer a beer fucks you. Woman every time. Although I love my beer nothing beats a nice bit of fanny, yes sir!

[DJLJ]

Originally Posted by joeyb option a will often lead to option b, depending on the amount consumed and the minger you happen to be trying to chat up.

I'm married, Option A, never leads to option B, no matter how much I beg.

Edit: wife just gone, beg isn't the right word there...

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by CharleyKnight As my dad used to tell me as a small boy, you can't fuck a beer a beer fucks you. Woman every time. Although I love my beer nothing beats a nice bit of fanny, yes sir!

your turn of phrase is american. american's mean bum when they say fanny. ergo, you are a whoopsie.

[CharleyKnight]

Originally Posted by RedinSweden your turn of phrase is american. american's mean bum when they say fanny. ergo, you are a whoopsie.

Perhaps you prefer the term snatch?... Or does the Swedish word snatch mean "big arse hairy dong" or something like that?

[Spy Bee]

I think lager tastes better, but it won't suck your cock afterwards.

[Ste Mc]

Originally Posted by drewy Well done another cut and paste. Tit.

Hence the heading 'Internet research found this..'

Trying to share a little humour.
I don't know how I've offended you Drewy but a little unnecessary perhaps ?

[Christianlfc]

Originally Posted by Ste Mc a little unnecessary perhaps ?

[Slam Daniels]

Originally Posted by Ste Mc Hence the heading 'Internet research found this..' Trying to share a little humour. I don't know how I've offended you Drewy but a little unnecessary perhaps ?

He's very sensitive. Be careful. He'll get you when you least expect it.

[Dirk]

lager or piss flaps? lager or piss flaps? lager or piss flaps? Let me get back to you on this one.

[rargh]

There's always time for a bevvy, but nothing beats wearing the fishy fighter pilot's mask!