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Old 26th May 2006, 10:05 AM
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Apologies for my recent absence from this fine conduit for intelligent informative chat and debate, but I am pleased to announce that my gene pool shall be carried forward into another generation in the form of a new addition to the Noos household.

Thomas Oliver, errr, Noos weighed in 5lb 12oz when he popped out five weeks early on 1st May. Mum and baby both fighting fit.

Have I missed much in the last month or so? Haven't got time to read through everything, so I'll take advice on which you, the people, think are the best three threads, in order of good(or great)ness that have been started in the last calendar month. Cast your votes, ladies and gents...
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Old 26th May 2006, 10:23 AM
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Old 26th May 2006, 10:53 AM
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Might be a bit gay but many congratulations.
Thye thread about Momo on the FF was funny as fuck
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Congratulations.

I think the first port of call should be the poll about whether Momo Sissoko should be banned.
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Old 26th May 2006, 11:12 AM
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I think the first port of call should be the poll about whether Momo Sissoko should be banned.
I can't find a thread about banning Momo Sissoko. Where is it?
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Old 26th May 2006, 11:12 AM
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Congratulations Mr Noos. And Mrs (?) Noos. And young, er, yes. In true male fashion I've already forgotten the weight, name and sex of the new arrival. Good Noos. Premature Noos too.

Not so much the thread aboot banning Momo, the one that was started slightly earlier by Red in Sweden was better I seem to remember.

As for thinking of three threads I have to say that despite Remmie's valiant efforts the GF has been strangely quiet in recent times.
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Old 26th May 2006, 11:24 AM
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Congratulations Mr Noos. And Mrs (?) Noos. And young, er, yes. In true male fashion I've already forgotten the weight, name and sex of the new arrival. Good Noos. Premature Noos too.

Not so much the thread aboot banning Momo, the one that was started slightly earlier by Red in Sweden was better I seem to remember.

As for thinking of three threads I have to say that despite Remmie's valiant efforts the GF has been strangely quiet in recent times.
Still can't find it though. It's not on the FF is it? The FF is like a gay bar. I know it's there, and I know it's full of queers, and I'm prepared to allow them their little space to hang out with other like-minded merchants of spunkbums, but I'm not setting foot inside.
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Old 26th May 2006, 11:29 AM
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Especially for you Mr. Noos, congrat's by the way. Better register his username "Elmyn Noos Jnr" now before some-one robs it.


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Old 26th May 2006, 12:23 PM
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If you do decide to wander into the FF the Emile Heskey one has some interesting debate going on regarding political correctness. It could probably do with your input.
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Congratulations to you both. Rest assured, we will not call Social Services.
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Social have already been round mate. Some fat, greasy haired, well meaning but ultimately useless hippy lesbian came round to check out the baby. Her suggestion that I put a little moisturiser on a tiny patch of dry skin on Noos jnr were the last words she ever uttered. Despite the Cillit Bang, bits of her are refusing to come out of the carpet. As I explained to her as she bounced off the walls of my living room, queers are made, not born.
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If you do decide to wander into the FF the Emile Heskey one has some interesting debate going on regarding political correctness. It could probably do with your input.
Hmm..possibly best that I missed that one.

Is Heskey the player that Big Ron called a "lazy nigger", or was that some other lazy nigger?

In retrospect, I think I really could have added to that debate.
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Social have already been round mate. Some fat, greasy haired, well meaning but ultimately useless hippy lesbian came round to check out the baby. Her suggestion that I put a little moisturiser on a tiny patch of dry skin on Noos jnr were the last words she ever uttered. Despite the Cillit Bang, bits of her are refusing to come out of the carpet. As I explained to her as she bounced off the walls of my living room, queers are made, not born.
I am sure they want to rid this country of heteros. Did they also try and give you some talc for the lad? Worst of all is this "no tears" shampoo.
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I am sure they want to rid this country of heteros. Did they also try and give you some talc for the lad? Worst of all is this "no tears" shampoo.
You're not wrong mate.

I picked up a shampoo the other day whilst out shopping that said "not tested on animals" on it.I bought it, went home, and squirted it in the eyes of my neighbours pet rabbit. As you can imagine, the animal writhed in agony for ages and is now completely blind.

If only they'd tested it first...
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You're not wrong mate.

I picked up a shampoo the other day whilst out shopping that said "not tested on animals" on it.I bought it, went home, and squirted it in the eyes of my neighbours pet rabbit. As you can imagine, the animal writhed in agony for ages and is now completely blind.

If only they'd tested it first...
Now there's an idea for making my next trip to the safari park more interesting.
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Hmm..possibly best that I missed that one.

Is Heskey the player that Big Ron called a "lazy nigger", or was that some other lazy nigger?

In retrospect, I think I really could have added to that debate.
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You're not wrong mate.

I picked up a shampoo the other day whilst out shopping that said "not tested on animals" on it.I bought it, went home, and squirted it in the eyes of my neighbours pet rabbit. As you can imagine, the animal writhed in agony for ages and is now completely blind.

If only they'd tested it first...
I've missed you.

By the way I don't care that you've had a kid, you tart.
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Read anything I posted. The GF needs me and I deliver. I'm not drunk.
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