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Who said women know shit about football?
I was out in town on the weekend and got chatting to a very attractive young lady from Toxteth who told me she is at Uni in Bristol.
As the drinks were flowing we ended up talking about all sorts of stuff but ended up on about football. I had to check she was a Liverpool fan and not a bitter, her reply had me in stitches. 'Why would I support Everton, have you seen them play?!' 
We then ended up talking about players and who we liked the most. I was waiting for her to say Luis, Gerrard or Xabi when she told me her favoutite player was Crouchy and she had a poster of him on her wall.  |
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
I was out in town on the weekend and got chatting to a very attractive young lady from Toxteth who told me she is at Uni in Bristol.
As the drinks were flowing we ended up talking about all sorts of stuff but ended up on about football. I had to check she was a Liverpool fan and not a bitter, her reply had me in stitches. 'Why would I support Everton, have you seen them play?!'
We then ended up talking about players and who we liked the most. I was waiting for her to say Luis, Gerrard or Xabi when she told me her favoutite player was Crouchy and she had a poster of him on her wall.
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One to keep. As i have confessed before, my missus is a manc, not a megastore manc mind. She stopped going in 1990.
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Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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5th April 2006, 10:30 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
she told me her favoutite player was Crouchy and she had a poster of him on her wall.
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Lovely high ceilings in Clifton...
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
I was out in town on the weekend and got chatting to a very attractive young lady from Toxteth who told me she is at Uni in Bristol.
As the drinks were flowing we ended up talking about all sorts of stuff but ended up on about football. I had to check she was a Liverpool fan and not a bitter, her reply had me in stitches. 'Why would I support Everton, have you seen them play?!'
We then ended up talking about players and who we liked the most. I was waiting for her to say Luis, Gerrard or Xabi when she told me her favoutite player was Crouchy and she had a poster of him on her wall.
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Did she accept your proposal of marriage?
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5th April 2006, 10:47 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by madstock
Lovely high ceilings in Clifton...
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Nah, Gloucester Rd mate, she's at UWE not Bristol. I can also confirm that the poster is on her wall! |
5th April 2006, 10:48 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by Coats 4 goalposts
Did she accept your proposal of marriage?
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No but she agreed to a few other proposals of mine  |
5th April 2006, 11:04 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
No but she agreed to a few other proposals of mine
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did she crouch?
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Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Did she say you have a good touch for a big man?
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5th April 2006, 11:12 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by RedinSweden
did she crouch?
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Know I'm going to get slaughtered for this but fuck it 
As she knelt down in front of me and looked at me I said 'Whatchagonado'? She just smiled and carried on. |
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by cinco veces
Did she say you have a good touch for a big man?
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How did you know I'm a big man? |
5th April 2006, 11:13 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
Know I'm going to get slaughtered for this but fuck it
As she knelt down in front of me and looked at me I said 'Whatchagonado'? She just smiled and carried on.
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Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
Know I'm going to get slaughtered for this but fuck it
As she knelt down in front of me and looked at me I said 'Whatchagonado'? She just smiled and carried on.
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30 seconds later he'd run wild all over her face. |
5th April 2006, 11:23 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by real red
30 seconds later he'd run wild all over her face.
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I was tempted to say and he ran wild but think that might have taken it a tad too far for a first date.
Ill use it next week though hopefully  |
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
I was tempted to say and he ran wild but think that might have taken it a tad too far for a first date.
Ill use it next week though hopefully
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5th April 2006, 11:34 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by GOLDMEMBER
Its not me sister is it?
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Has your sister got a boyfriend back home?  |
5th April 2006, 11:38 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
Has your sister got a boyfriend back home?
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Dunno is she called kerry? |
5th April 2006, 11:45 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by GOLDMEMBER
Dunno is she called kerry?
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 No,just taking the piss.
She's either called Manda or Amanda |
5th April 2006, 11:52 AM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?
Originally Posted by lifetime fan
No,just taking the piss.
She's either called Manda or Amanda
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