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Old 5th April 2006, 01:18 PM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Originally Posted by lifetime fan
It was really loud in the bar and I thought I was on to a winner when she asked me if I wanted to come back to hers for another drink. There's no way I'm then going to ask her what her name is in the taxi and fuck it all up

I'll check her post or something when I hopefully see her again next week
Good move, though it can be slightly embarrassing waking up alongside a girl, not having a clue what her name is.

I guess we`ve all been there.
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

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Good move, though it can be slightly embarrassing waking up alongside a girl, not having a clue what her name is.

I guess we`ve all been there.
It's definately either Amanda or Manda, I've just sent her a text asking for her email address
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Old 5th April 2006, 01:23 PM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

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That`s just because she believes everything is in propotions.

That's why she ran wild with me
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Old 5th April 2006, 01:38 PM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Originally Posted by lifetime fan
It was really loud in the bar and I thought I was on to a winner when she asked me if I wanted to come back to hers for another drink. There's no way I'm then going to ask her what her name is in the taxi and fuck it all up
A mate of mine had a similar problem a few years back and realises the next morning he doesn't remember her name. Being the smooth operator that he is (yes that is irony) he doesn't take the old look at the post option like most of us would he says to her in the morning, "So what was your name?". Just so we're clear he asked her because he wanted to see her again and not in some macho posturing way.
Needless to say she was not best impressed at having her bonnet popped by a guy who couldn't remember her name the next day and refused his further advances (including flowers)

Of course the fact that he's ginger may have had something to do with it. I forget now.
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Old 5th April 2006, 01:40 PM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Look what could have happened though. And it would explain the footy knowledge:

Noisy nightclub -
lifetimefan: "[insert chatup line] - what's your name?"
other: "I'm not telling you - I'm a man though"
lifetimefan: "Amanda? Great name."
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Old 5th April 2006, 01:47 PM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Originally Posted by Mav
A mate of mine had a similar problem a few years back and realises the next morning he doesn't remember her name. Being the smooth operator that he is (yes that is irony) he doesn't take the old look at the post option like most of us would he says to her in the morning, "So what was your name?". Just so we're clear he asked her because he wanted to see her again and not in some macho posturing way.
Needless to say she was not best impressed at having her bonnet popped by a guy who couldn't remember her name the next day and refused his further advances (including flowers)

Of course the fact that he's ginger may have had something to do with it. I forget now.


Just got her text, its Amanda
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Originally Posted by real red
Look what could have happened though. And it would explain the footy knowledge:

Noisy nightclub -
lifetimefan: "[insert chatup line] - what's your name?"
other: "I'm not telling you - I'm a man though"
lifetimefan: "Amanda? Great name."
No man could have a body like hers
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

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It's definately either Amanda or Manda, I've just sent her a text asking for her email address
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Originally Posted by real red
Look what could have happened though. And it would explain the footy knowledge:

Noisy nightclub -
lifetimefan: "[insert chatup line] - what's your name?"
other: "I'm not telling you - I'm a man though"
lifetimefan: "Amanda? Great name."
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Old 5th April 2006, 02:03 PM
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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

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Re: Who said women know shit about football?

Originally Posted by Mav
A mate of mine had a similar problem a few years back and realises the next morning he doesn't remember her name. Being the smooth operator that he is (yes that is irony) he doesn't take the old look at the post option like most of us would he says to her in the morning, "So what was your name?". Just so we're clear he asked her because he wanted to see her again and not in some macho posturing way.
Needless to say she was not best impressed at having her bonnet popped by a guy who couldn't remember her name the next day and refused his further advances (including flowers)

Of course the fact that he's ginger may have had something to do with it. I forget now.
When I started reading this thread I just knew you were going to post this story. If you hadn't, I would have. Poor old Basil.
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