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Old 30th May 2008, 06:05 PM
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
Slowly walking down the hall, faster then a cannon ball.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:10 PM
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
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Slowly walking down the hall, faster then a cannon ball.
Where were you while we were getting high.

Shit shit shit shit.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:12 PM
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Where were you while we were getting high.

Shit shit shit shit.
You forgot the fifth shit. Shit shit shit shit shit.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:14 PM
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You forgot the fifth shit. Shit shit shit shit shit.
My Bad.

Don't think anyone could top this

Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:17 PM
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
Fucking hell, any chance to jump on Oasis.

Their first two albums were quality. Get over it cockmunchers.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:17 PM
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
Now Skidders old bean, can you not see the deep lyrical poetry of this wonderful, life affirming piece of musical art?
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:18 PM
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And from our miserable fucker of a friend Mr Michael Stipe.

R.E.M. - Why Not Smile Lyrics

The concrete broke your fall
To hear you speak of it
I'd have done anything
I would do anything
I feel like a cartoon brick wall
To hear you speak of it
You've been so sad
It makes me worry
Why not smile?
You've been sad for a while.
Why not smile?

I would do anything
To hear you speak of it.
Why not smile?
You've been sad for a while.
You've been sad for a while.
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
Originally Posted by westderbian View Post
Fucking hell, any chance to jump on Oasis.

Their first two albums were quality. Get over it cockmunchers.
You have time yet to learn young one.
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
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Now Skidders old bean, can you not see the deep lyrical poetry of this wonderful, life affirming piece of musical art?
I have been searching for this ever since I first heard it Oh Springy one, doth tell me where to be enlightened.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:20 PM
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Atrocious lyrics. Just because he can ryhme and throw in the odd swear word for 'credibilty' doesnt make him a genius. I can ryhme too but I bet this doesnt sell many copies...

James Blunt
He's a cunt
He writes great lyrics
Oh no he fucking dunt
Missed this the first time round.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:25 PM
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"If I was a sculptor

But then again, no"

--Elton John's 'Your Song'

"There were plants

And birds

And rocks

And things"

--America's 'Horse With No Name'

"Now you're amazed

By the VIP posse

Steppin' so hard

Like a German Nazi"

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'


"My panty line shows

Got a run in my hose

My hair went flat

Man, I hate that"

--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'

"Your butt is mine"

--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
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Originally Posted by Skidfingers McGonical View Post
You have time yet to learn young one.
I'm not saying they were a great band, not even one of my favourites particularly, it's just a bit pathetic that everyone has to bring down any kind of mainstream band that's seen critical success.

At times it reminds me of the little indie kids who won't listen to song once it starts becoming popular. Pull your heads out of your arses, for fuck sake.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:34 PM
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i don't like them because they are arse, not because they are successful.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:42 PM
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Re: Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!
Originally Posted by westderbian View Post
I'm not saying they were a great band, not even one of my favourites particularly, it's just a bit pathetic that everyone has to bring down any kind of mainstream band that's seen critical success.

At times it reminds me of the little indie kids who won't listen to song once it starts becoming popular. Pull your heads out of your arses, for fuck sake.
There is a lot of wrong in what you are saying there fella. I for one do not have my head up my arse when it generally comes to music. Or at least I hope not anyway.

I used to like Oasis, then I realised that they only ever had one really good album in them (Definitely Maybe) a very good Album (What's The Story) and then just pure shite. I even had Blur 'Parklife' and 'The Great Escape', along with Shed Seven, The Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Inspiral Carpets, Stone Roses, Cast, The Bluetones and Space to name check a few in my Vinyl/CD collection. All pretty mainstream for a time, and all bands I loved and still do.

*waggles finger in old school teacher style*

So don't you be coming on here young whipper snapper and saying because they are mainstream I am bashing them, it's not because of that, it is because they are hit,with a big capital S and a big fuck off exclamation mark.
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Originally Posted by Skidfingers McGonical View Post
There is a lot of wrong in what you are saying there fella. I for one do not have my head up my arse when it generally comes to music. Or at least I hope not anyway.

I used to like Oasis, then I realised that they only ever had one really good album in them (Definitely Maybe) a very good Album (What's The Story) and then just pure shite. I even had Blur 'Parklife' and 'The Great Escape', along with Shed Seven, The Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Inspiral Carpets, Stone Roses, Cast, The Bluetones and Space to name check a few in my Vinyl/CD collection. All pretty mainstream for a time, and all bands I loved and still do.

*waggles finger in old school teacher style*

So don't you be coming on here young whipper snapper and saying becaus