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Old 29th May 2008, 03:10 PM
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my recent record against you is terrible
Looking at the head to head stats there's not much in it, but I do seem to have had the rub of the green in our recent contests.

With the teams below us probably expecting wins next time out, this is a big game indeed. A win for you I reckon would make you a strong favourite for promotion. A win for me would open it right up.

The plus side for you is that my team are generally shit away from the YMCA.

Once again Division 3 is looking like the most closely fought competitive div in the Ultra.
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Old 29th May 2008, 03:18 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
a victory would help me on the way to promotion but WATBT is nipping at my heels as well.

going to be a difficult time in division 3

i had better not fucking bottle it
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Old 29th May 2008, 04:06 PM
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a victory would help me on the way to promotion but WATBT is nipping at my heels as well.

going to be a difficult time in division 3

i had better not fucking bottle it
Igoresque and Hells Kitchen not too far off the pace either.

I was in a similar position last season and narrowly missed out. I'll be gutted if I don't get promoted this season.
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Old 29th May 2008, 05:02 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
"One player sold in Division 3" - is Crouchieboy dipping into the tranfer kitty in preparation for the arrival of the Navyboys, I wonder?
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Old 29th May 2008, 05:51 PM
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Well pleased with that. I had a hunch that Owen would be happy with a point and go with one up front so risked three at the back; nice.

I've still got a shitload to do though. I'll know if I've got a chance after the next two: The Bastards and the Knights, both away.
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Old 30th May 2008, 06:41 AM
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We really don't deserve to win anything this season.

What's going on with AC RiS? That team, on paper, is pretty strong.
They don't play on paper. Bdum tish.

I honestly don't know. One of those things.
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Old 30th May 2008, 11:09 AM
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Bearded Thants 6 5 0 1 11 - 4 7 15
Clubé de Revolut 6 4 0 2 16 - 7 9 12
FC Mucho Cojones 5 4 0 1 14 - 5 9 12
Jossies Midgets 5 1 0 4 6 - 13 -7 3
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ooo top 2 to play. Jooles has taken the spirit of the Beard pre-tournament.

I'd get checking your team as the sites going down at 11:30 (my time)
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Old 30th May 2008, 11:22 AM
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Lost to Monty, the fucking ginger bastard.
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Old 30th May 2008, 02:34 PM
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FC Babyeaters at long last won the cup after slaughtering Lurkers 6-0 on aggregate.

I expected it to be easy, but not THAT easy.!!
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Old 30th May 2008, 09:25 PM
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FC Babyeaters at long last won the cup after slaughtering Lurkers 6-0 on aggregate.

I expected it to be easy, but not THAT easy.!!
Congrats Kurtington, silverware~tastic.
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Old 30th May 2008, 11:48 PM
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Congrats Kurtington, silverware~tastic.

I have lost 3 or 4 finals before, so it was good to win the damned thing for once.

Cheers...

I find that it`s much harder to maintain form in the VIP league than in the other leagues, so the update will be interesting.
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Old 31st May 2008, 02:01 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
I'm on here now to brag about how unbelievably awesome this season has been for my Cuntegg team. Absolutely destroying the league by 8 points and the only league team in all 4 divisions unbeaten away I believe - also won every home game and have the highest points tally in all 4 divisions. Just bought an 8 bar 21 year old midfielder too who is going to be pure sex.

Just took 5 seasons of near misses in promotion to get here. For those who've been promoted in the past - how difficult is the following season? I'd hate to have a shite change report after getting promoted.
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Old 1st June 2008, 03:31 PM
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4-0. Fantastic display from Ivana Hotcunt again. Form of 19. A bright future ahead of him.
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Old 1st June 2008, 04:12 PM
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Phuoc Sakulyanontvittaya has been given a brand new pair of boots by his sponsors. They are pleased with his performance and this earns 1 334 500 econ for the club.

Nice Ultra present.
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Old 1st June 2008, 10:58 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Dynamo go top of Soviet 2. Looks like it's going to be a close run thing for promotion with 5 teams in the mix.

Pleasing to see my 21 yr 8bar defender gets another xpert11 selection. His career stands at 30 matches 25 xpert11s and 7 from 7 this season.
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