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Elmyn Noos · #**7776** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 10:42 AM

Accepted, and this time friendski, you will not catch us snoozing.

Why are the Kremlin kick-offs so early anyway?

madstock · #**7777** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

Why are the Kremlin kick-offs so early anyway?

Because the league admin has 36 different Xpert Eleven accounts and the early kick off doesn't clash with any of the other games that he has on that day.

It's the only logical explaination that I can come up with.

PaddyBerger15 · #**7778** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

Accepted, and this time friendski, you will not catch us snoozing.

Why are the Kremlin kick-offs so early anyway?

To catch giant schmuck cunts like you still half asleep Noos...and it seems to work.
I can't believe how well my VIP team are doing this season. We are still utter shite like, but we seem to be grinding out results. I don't reckon that the change report is going to be much to celebrate though...some of the bastards can't hold form in a bucket.
Does anybody in the VIP fancy Shvechnikov off me, or a swap deal before I put him on the market? He is 31/8, average form 11, is due to be a 32/9 next season.

PaddyBerger15 · #**7779** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by madstock

Because the league admin has 36 different Xpert Eleven accounts and the early kick off doesn't clash with any of the other games that he has on that day.

It's the only logical explaination that I can come up with.

Yep, that aswell.

Elmyn Noos · #**7780** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by PaddyBerger15

To catch giant schmuck cunts like you still half asleep Noos...and it seems to work.
I can't believe how well my VIP team are doing this season. We are still utter shite like, but we seem to be grinding out results. I don't reckon that the change report is going to be much to celebrate though...some of the bastards can't hold form in a bucket.
Does anybody in the VIP fancy Shvechnikov off me, or a swap deal before I put him on the market? He is 31/8, average form 11, is due to be a 32/9 next season.

It also allows friendlies to be arranged at too short notice, PB15 you enormous bucket of spunk. I can see what Chris sees in you now.

PaddyBerger15 · #**7781** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

It also allows friendlies to be arranged at too short notice, PB15 you enormous bucket of spunk. I can see what Chris sees in you now.

What you talkin' bout Noos, you big chuff mullet? To be involved in a friendly, you need to have either a) offered someone a game or b) accepted a game...whadda ya think happens...that this system just arranges them out of the blue for you? If you've offered a game out to someone, its usually a good idea to check before the kick off of said potential game to see if you are playing. Fucking amateurs everywhere you look.

Elmyn Noos · #**7782** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PaddyBerger15

What you talkin' bout Noos, you big chuff mullet? To be involved in a friendly, you need to have either a) offered someone a game or b) accepted a game...whadda ya think happens...that this system just arranges them out of the blue for you? If you've offered a game out to someone, its usually a good idea to check before the kick off of said potential game to see if you are playing. Fucking amateurs everywhere you look.

I get that, but it is poosible to have a game accepted and arranged for 5 mins later. With the early kick-offs thrown in it is easy for someone to miss it altogether, as happened to me today. As I am never at fault for anything, the blame is clearly with you.

PaddyBerger15 · #**7783** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

I get that, but it is poosible to have a game accepted and arranged for 5 mins later. With the early kick-offs thrown in it is easy for someone to miss it altogether, as happened to me today. As I am never at fault for anything, the blame is clearly with you.

Fuck it, I'm just going to neg you for being shit AND for not knowing who Ian Curtis is/was.

Elmyn Noos · #**7784** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PaddyBerger15

Fuck it, I'm just going to neg you for being shit AND for not knowing who Ian Curtis is/was.

You're heading for the negging bastard thread for that one, along with DaveU for joining the negfest that resulted from the Coldplay thread.

Just googled Ian Curtis. Two albums, best song reaching number 13 in the charts - the exceptionally shit Love Will Tear Us Apart. Thankfully, he had the common decency to hang himself.

PaddyBerger15 · #**7785** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

You're heading for the negging bastard thread for that one, along with DaveU for joining the negfest that resulted from the Coldplay thread.

Just googled Ian Curtis. Two albums, best song reaching number 13 in the charts - the exceptionally shit Love Will Tear Us Apart. Thankfully, he had the common decency to hang himself.

That is a truly fucking shocking post that is. Noos goes to Negsville for that alone.

Kurt · #**7786** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

What the fucking fuck has happened to my VIP team? Lost at home to the Babyeaters despite being prepared, getting the defence right and fielding stronger side in good form.

Fuck it.

As you all know. Form is temporary, class is permanent. Not only did i have 9 chances to your 4. I had Studley Moore sent off ( 3 rd time this season ) in the 75th minute at 1-1 and scored an injury time winner.

Sweet!

That did cushion the blow a bit from last match when I lost to a 96th minute goal by Fuckstock! And I see he did it again today as well...who does he think he is?? Alex Bloody Ferguson?? Fergie time is turning into Nagletime.

Elmyn Noos · #**7787** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kurt

As you all know. Form is temporary, class is permanent. Not only did i have 9 chances to your 4. I had Studley Moore sent off ( 3 rd time this season ) in the 75th minute at 1-1 and scored an injury time winner.

Sweet!

That did cushion the blow a bit from last match when I lost to a 96th minute goal by Fuckstock! And I see he did it again today as well...who does he think he is?? Alex Bloody Ferguson?? Fergie time is turning into Nagletime.

Bah. Your bunch of cheating twatknackers have crocked my star midfielder Timothy Taylor for the next two weeks.

The only plus is that youth talent Jasper Starkie got on the scoresheet again. One more for him and he gets a proper Yorkshire name to replace his current Wirral sounding moniker.

Kurt · #**7788** (**permalink**) 7th May 2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos

Bah. Your bunch of cheating twatknackers have crocked my star midfielder Timothy Taylor for the next two weeks.

The only plus is that youth talent Jasper Starkie got on the scoresheet again. One more for him and he gets a proper Yorkshire name to replace his current Wirral sounding moniker.

Star midfileder made of glass that is. I did`nt even play rough tactics. But facing the Babyeaters is a painful experience. You can take comfort in the fact that your players will grow more character by facing a proper team like the babyeaters...

Thants · #**7789** (**permalink**) 8th May 2008, 10:02 AM

Who'll put my score up in an hour? That's right, YOU! Thants x