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Old 1st May 2008, 01:05 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Yer bastard. I asked my assistant to be responsible for tactics today, and he came back to me with little containers of minty and orange sweets.
Don't worry, with my home form I'm not confident about the reverse fixture next week.
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Old 1st May 2008, 02:49 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Madstock - you got any tips on how to beat the Lurkers?
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:10 AM
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Okay, mong question. In the event of a draw after 2 legs of the cup, do you have to have a replay? When does that get fitted in?
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:13 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Scrub that, I now seem to have won 3-0. What's that all about? It said 1-0 the first time I checked.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:14 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos View Post
Madstock - you got any tips on how to beat the Lurkers?
Aye, do what I did last match and you'll be fine.

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Okay, mong question. In the event of a draw after 2 legs of the cup, do you have to have a replay? When does that get fitted in?
Away goals and then penalties, m'lady, hence the "choose your penalty takers" thing.

Congrats on your win in the "cup that I didn't want to win anyway".
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:24 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Aye, do what I did last match and you'll be fine.



Away goals and then penalties, m'lady, hence the "choose your penalty takers" thing.

Congrats on your win in the "cup that I didn't want to win anyway".
You patronising shit! I didn't score from any penalties and we both had one away goal apiece. It said the result was 1-0, and Trundle had scored. When I went back and checked for the second time, I'd won 3-0 with all goals coming from open play.

Explain that one then, you big bloody man!
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:27 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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You patronising shit! I didn't score from any penalties and we both had one away goal apiece. It said the result was 1-0, and Trundle had scored. When I went back and checked for the second time, I'd won 3-0 with all goals coming from open play.

Explain that one then, you big bloody man!
You were 1-0 up at half time and the computer needed to have a wee and get a drink.

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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:36 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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You were 1-0 up at half time and the computer needed to have a wee and get a drink.

It's easily explained; I can do some not-too-complicated diagrams* for you if you wish


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Since when could you get a half time result? I thought you only got your score once the match had been played. I didn't even check the result the first time till ten past. Very strange
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Old 2nd May 2008, 11:49 AM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Since when could you get a half time result? I thought you only got your score once the match had been played. I didn't even check the result the first time till ten past. Very strange
It's because you are Special.

Actually I haven't a clue why that happened - it took a long time to tell me that I had lost too; perhaps the system was majorly confused as to how that had happened and needed to take some time out to consider the nature of the universe or something.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 12:45 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
What a howler of an xpert11 24 hours I've just had. Least said, soonest mended I think.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 02:15 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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It's because you are Special.

Actually I haven't a clue why that happened - it took a long time to tell me that I had lost too; perhaps the system was majorly confused as to how that had happened and needed to take some time out to consider the nature of the universe or something.
I've had a problem with the X11 system too. Last time I checked it said I have lost home and away in the cup to Lurkers, but this clearly can't be true because I'm me.

I'll check again in a few minutes once the system has had chance to re-think this nonsense.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 02:21 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
So who else has made it to the semis of the Tinpot Wankstain?
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Old 2nd May 2008, 02:21 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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I've had a problem with the X11 system too. Last time I checked it said I have lost home and away in the cup to Lurkers, but this clearly can't be true because I'm me.

I'll check again in a few minutes once the system has had chance to re-think this nonsense.
I'll email them and get this sorted - as we are obviously both victims of the same bug I think that they can:

1. Put little trophies next to our names to say we would have won the Tinpot-Wankstain, were it not for their monumental cock-up.
2. Provide a free lifetime VIP subscription, and
3. Offer compensation to the tune of £56,000 for the loss of face, damage to good name etc.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 02:23 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Back to Tuesdays and Fridays please! Have people dropped out then? The number of teams is pretty much spot on, isn't it?

3 week lay off is waaaay too long, and I agree. Get the matches back to tuesdays and fridays...even consider saturdays, as thats a day i never have matches. I like to have a match in one of the leagues every day. You can do it El Karlos!
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Old 2nd May 2008, 02:30 PM
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What a howler of an xpert11 24 hours I've just had. Least said, soonest mended I think.
hehe

2-5 in chances winning 2-0... i can relate to that! missing two main midfielders...getting another one sent off.. the magic of the cup...Now I want the Lurking Lurkers in the semi

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