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Old 17th April 2008, 01:01 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
A 4-0 win but those cheating cunts at Ajax Treesdown have put yet another of my defenders on the injury table til next month and got 5 of my lads booked meaning another defender misses the next match.

Every single one of my decent defenders is currently out of action.

Alan, you fucking twatgriddle.
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Old 17th April 2008, 01:20 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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TAT beat Carradonna 2-1, you're above the relegation-zone mate
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Thanks Ants Thants 2 Carradona 1

Oliver and Loosley for the TAT's
Wo0t. Finally some shiny coins in a pile of shit.
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Old 17th April 2008, 01:39 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
A dissapointing day for the Maniacs. Only 4-1 against the Panzer Division. Only 6 players in the team of the week as well. My goalie was selected as keeper of the week yet again after facing a grand total of 1 chances against him. He even let that one in. So twice in a row has he been selected after facing a total of 2 shots against him.

Nice work.

On the plus side we scored 4 in 5 chances. That`s a new one for the wasteful Maniacs. Next up Madstocks gaylords in the cup followed by Milans choirboys.

It`s good times beeing a Maniac.
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Old 17th April 2008, 02:44 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Glad that I was ale to return WATB's friendly banter in kind. Don't know when we'll hit the brick wall, but it's nice and rosy at the moment. My guy Main has scored 5 goals in 2 games now, and I got a decent youth defender the other day too. Things lookin good.
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Old 17th April 2008, 03:03 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
6-1 bumming AGIN, this time by the Ments.

Well played by the way

My away form is just abysmal.

Couldn't hit a Cows arse with a banjo.

And they play in fucking Pink.

Fingers crossed fro a good cup run.

Suppose as Dave Usher would say 'No worries'.
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Old 17th April 2008, 03:03 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by Kurt View Post
A dissapointing day for the Maniacs. Only 4-1 against the Panzer Division. Only 6 players in the team of the week as well. My goalie was selected as keeper of the week yet again after facing a grand total of 1 chances against him. He even let that one in. So twice in a row has he been selected after facing a total of 2 shots against him.

Nice work.

On the plus side we scored 4 in 5 chances. That`s a new one for the wasteful Maniacs. Next up Madstocks gaylords in the cup followed by Milans choirboys.

It`s good times beeing a Maniac.
You got lucky.
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Old 17th April 2008, 03:28 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Some lucky punter is going to win the jackpot today and get his 200k back. Only one pools entrant so far. Is this a new pools low?
You get double your money if nobody else does the pools. I only got 2 right and made 200 000, sweeeeeet.
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Old 17th April 2008, 03:36 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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You get double your money if nobody else does the pools. I only got 2 right and made 200 000, sweeeeeet.
Nice work, I was about to do it but didn't. Have some rep to add to your income.
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Old 17th April 2008, 04:06 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Oh shit, I'm playing Monty in the cup. Lucky for him I always field my reserves in that comp
*Makes note: expect full team and massive win-bonus from Milan*

Good day for me today; I got a victory I expected for Govan to get me on the outskirts of the title battle and pulled of one of the most satisfying results in my Xpert career with Kinshasha. I did a little bit of tactical jiggery-pokery and managed to beat the visiting Owen, and his talent-laden side, with my relegation certainties.
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Old 17th April 2008, 04:43 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Inglorious Bastards injured my keeper and got my striker sent off. I'm in a relegation battle pure and simple.
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Old 17th April 2008, 05:14 PM
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You're lucky I'm still in second place Thants, you prat.
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Old 17th April 2008, 05:20 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by Stu Monty View Post
Good day for me today; I got a victory I expected for Govan to get me on the outskirts of the title battle and pulled of one of the most satisfying results in my Xpert career with Kinshasha. I did a little bit of tactical jiggery-pokery and managed to beat the visiting Owen, and his talent-laden side, with my relegation certainties.
That team has no chance of doing anything until they pick up away from home. Plus you scoring two in the last 15 minutes when playing defensive and pressure is quite, quite annoying.
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Old 17th April 2008, 06:24 PM
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That team has no chance of doing anything until they pick up away from home. Plus you scoring two in the last 15 minutes when playing defensive and pressure is quite, quite annoying.
I imagine it is. I knew you'd come heavy in midfield and guessed you might think I'd do the same so I just put three men up front, sat back and launched it up the them to try and nick it; and nick it I did. Sweet. I'm not busting a gut to stay up though, that team I have isn't good enough and I fucked up last season in not deliberately losing my last couple of games to stop myself going up.
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Old 17th April 2008, 06:38 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
They're all weary of you at work. "He's on the ball, knows what he's on about" type comments. Whereas RiS is already a figure of fun.
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Old 17th April 2008, 06:44 PM
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They're all weary of you at work. "He's on the ball, knows what he's on about" type comments. Whereas RiS is already a figure of fun.
I hate to think what they said about my lot last season. Although I did have a glorious cup run.
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