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Old 14th April 2008, 12:13 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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I lost to Noos but still progressed in the cup. Managed to field a weakened team but I underestimated the Village People. I destroyed young Malarkey's lot in the CL with a much weakened team, having already assured my place in the next round a couple of games back.

Thants you lost 4-2 to Panzer in the Ultra League and were beaten 7-0 in the CL. Ouch. Are you trying to set some sort of goals conceded in a week record?

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Old 14th April 2008, 12:15 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Have you had the dreaded vote of confidence yet off the board?
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Old 14th April 2008, 12:16 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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I lost to Noos but still progressed in the cup. Managed to field a weakened team but I underestimated the Village People. I destroyed young Malarkey's lot in the CL with a much weakened team, having already assured my place in the next round a couple of games back.

Thants you lost 4-2 to Panzer in the Ultra League and were beaten 7-0 in the CL. Ouch. Are you trying to set some sort of goals conceded in a week record?
Good cup tie it was too. After losing 3-1 at home in the first leg, we went shit or bust and put out or strongest side in the second to win 2-1 at their place. One more goal and we'd have taken the Ninja Bat to pens! No shame in going out in that sort of style!
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Old 14th April 2008, 12:40 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Nicholas, Nicholas, what is happening? None of your teams can stop a pig in a passage at the moment.
Good win away from home for Noos today, it shows that us lower leaguers can do a number on the top sides and gives us all hope.
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Old 14th April 2008, 12:48 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Current holders the Bastards were deservedly beaten by Paddy's Hairband SV over the two legs, well in Rob lad.

My demoralised squad will now have a team bonding afternoon of Cluedo, PES6, Stella and table tennis before fingerpointing, backbiting and recriminations lead to a tearful 14 player brawl which the club chairman will label 'shameful' and will result in at least 3 players being slightly injured before the next league match.
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Old 14th April 2008, 12:58 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Cain won, I go through. Sweet.

Kiss my face Cain, kiss my face.
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Old 14th April 2008, 12:59 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Woo Hoo!

A hard fought 3-2 aggregate victory against The One And Only TIA (Not Thants as first presumed).

Lost two players in the two games that are very important and influential, luckily one is only out till Friday. And the other is Chris De Burgh.

This has actually gave me a fucking buzz this morning, after looking through the squad last night and living on a knife edge 1-0 lead from the first leg, I thought we would get bummed.

Well played TIA.
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Old 14th April 2008, 01:04 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
After a little scare in the away leg a weakened side have progressed through to the next round. Sweet.
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Old 14th April 2008, 01:18 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
Originally Posted by PaddyBerger15 View Post
Nicholas, Nicholas, what is happening? None of your teams can stop a pig in a passage at the moment.
Injuries and shit signings makes Thants a dull manager
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Old 14th April 2008, 01:23 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
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Current holders the Bastards were deservedly beaten by Paddy's Hairband SV over the two legs, well in Rob lad.
Cheers Conor, it was a monumental tussle over 2 legs. You threw the lot at us today, but we scraped through.
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Old 14th April 2008, 01:25 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
I have this feeling in my water, that doesn't need a visit to the Doctors for a change, that we are going to draw Govan in the next round and get pasted.
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Old 14th April 2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?
I'm going to get (C)U(n)tonium. I just fucking know it.
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Old 14th April 2008, 02:14 PM
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I'm going to get (C)U(n)tonium. I just fucking know it.
I hope I get you. I need to give the kids a run out and you'd be perfect kiddie fodder.
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Old 14th April 2008, 02:51 PM
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I hope I get you. I need to give the kids a run out and you'd be perfect kiddie fodder.
How dare you.
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Old 14th April 2008, 06:07 PM
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Fucking hell.

Why the hell is there away goals in the cup? It should go into extra time and penalties.

Christ sake!
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